Funny Avengers' Texts.

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A/N: I'm so sorry I haven't updated but I have a tight schedule right now. This is a small update so I'm sorry. Just hoping you guys haven't ditched the book yet!


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                                                                  Avengers.

Iron man: Avengers Assemble! Hulk has gone crazy. He is destroying the city.


Captain America: Captain America has left the conversation.


Black widow: Black widow has left the conversation.


Thor: Thor has left the conversation.


Hawk eye: I'm in! I wanted to try out this new arrow of mine!


Iron man: Is the arrow made of other avengers???


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                                                   Tony.

Thor: MAN OF IRON, I HAVE ACQUIRED A CELLULAR DEVICE.


Thor: AND THE STUDENTS HAVE SHOWN ME HOW TO

DOWNLOAD THESE THINGS CALLED "APPS"


Thor: WHY ARE THE BIRDS SO ANGRY?

VERILY, THEY SHOULD CALM THEMSELVES

AND MAKE PEACE WITH THE PIGS.


Tony: oh my god...


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                                                          Loki.

Loki: This is embarrassing. I want to go home.


Thor: Patience Brother. We are celebrating our victory with

what the mortals called Shawarma. Shall I bring

you one?


Loki: No, i don't want your greasy mortal meat.How dare

you feast while I'm tied up outside! You belittle

yourself and Asgard. Now come untie me and

take me home already!


Thor: If you do not calm down Dr. Banner says it will

make him angry.


Loki: Take your time...





*This was part one. I'm sorry again. and if there are any problems in this one shot about the presentations, do tell me in the comments because I'm updating this from the Wattpad website. Thanks for reading. you guys are the best!*

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