philophobia - vocaloid.

Chapter ??? - What?!

and now,I AM BORED.I don't know what to write.THIS IS NOT A REAL CHAPTER,OKAY!?!?! I'm not in the mood for breaks,so I'm doing this random chapter.Okay,

- Hatsune Miku's Point of view - 

I was bored so I gazed around the school's park/

sigh.Why can't someone interesting happen now?

Suddenly,my phone buzzed and I got a text from Luka

" Miku ! Someone wants to see you,meet us in the back of school! - Luka '

A shiver went up my spine,Leon? What? Nah.

 I hurriedly went on the back of school,

aside from Luka who I was expecting to see,it was Dell.

" Dell? Why are you here,Luka asked me to go here. " I said as I raised my phone.

Dell approached me while looking at me in the corner of the eye.I didn't know what to say,or do.But I can tell that my heart was breathing so fast,

" Miku Hatsune. " He says,he gets nearer more...

" ..Miku Hatsune... " He repeats,now I have him standing infront of me....

What the hell is going on...?

" Miku, " he snaps me out,

" Wh-What?! "

" I love you. "

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!??!?!?!?!?!? O///////////O

" ...Will you marry...me? " he kneeled down,

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?! o/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////o

I blinked,not knowing what to say.But when I DID blink,I was in church,infront of the priest.

" Honne Dell,will you take Miku Hatsune,as your lovely wedded wife? "

" I do. " Dell responded.

" And You,Miku Hatsune,will you take Honne Dell as your lovely wedded husband? " 

" I-I... '

" ..I dunno. "

The priest glared at me for a brief second..but seriously..What should I say? Yes,or no?!?!

Fine.Whatever,I do.

" Etoo...I-- "

But before I could even finish the whole thing,someone barged in.

It was....

Ritsu??

" STOP THE WEDDING!!! " Ritsu shouts,

What?

Then she approached me quickly...why the hell was Ritsu wearing a tuxedo?

" Miku,I love you.Please,marry me instead of Dell..Miku..please.. " Ritsu pleads.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!/

I blinked again.What the actual hell is happening right now!?!??!?!

" NO! STOP THE WEDDING! " Now I see the twins shout in unison.

Argh.What now? =_=

" MIKU MARRY US!! "

What?!

Then Luka comes out of nowhere,

" NO MIIKU MARRY ME!!!!! " She shouts,

WHAT?!?!?!

And then now.....Teto comes.

" NO,NO ONE WILL MARRY NO ONE!!! "

Then suddenly,Kaito comes out of nowhere...

 with a huge..ball.

" I CAME IN LIKE A WREEECKINGG BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

And then everything turns white...

( A/N ) ---

I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I WROTE ALL OF THAT.I guess the fake chappy of PVp inspired me to do this,I just don't know WHY.I'm too lazy to post anything serious,so have this.

So yeah..the next chapter will be the real one..see ya.