BP X Neko!Reader: Catastrophic Love (OLD AND COMPLETED) (AND SERIOUSLY UNEDITED)

Confession

B.P.'s POV-
Since I liked her for awhile, honestly, it's still the same month and I'm gonna tell her my feelings already. Yep. I'm telling her.

"Where are we going?"

"You'll see." We made it outside to the Fountain.

"Wow. The place looks pretty." She said.

"Alright, so, Nexi, remember the question I asked you two days ago?"

"Yeah. Why?"

"Well, if someone confess their feelings to you on this age, will you accept it?" I asked.

"It depends."

"Well, who do you like here in school?"

"Well, he's pretty sweet, brave, kinda hot for some reason, is my best friend, and someone I fell in love with the first day of school."

"How about you B.P.? Who do you like?" She asked.

"Well, she's cute, very kind, friendly, pretty weak, fast, and someone I love when I first met her." Her ears stood up a bit.

"On the count of three, we should say who that person, or monster was. Ready?" I nodded. If she doesn't like me back, it's ok with me as long as I tell her.

"One, two, three, YOU!" We both jinxed. Our ears and tail stood up and we blushed.

"Hold on! You like me!?" She said.

"Why? Do YOU like me?"

"Yes dude! Since the first day of school." She blurted out.

"Wow. Guess we really like each other, huh?" I asked.

"Y-yeah. Pretty surprising right?"'

"Yeah. Maybe. But, seriously. What!?"

"It's true. I DO like you."

"Well, I like you too. So, guess we're even?" I asked.

"Maybe." She said.

"Let's keep this thing a secret, got it?" I said.

"Got it. Oh my gosh this is embarrassing." She said.

"Yeah. It sure is." I laughed.

"Well, I still feel awkward though..."

"It's alright. Anyways, let's go, shall we?" I asked.

"Not just yet." She leaned over me and... kissed me. She only did it for a tiny bit and pushed off a little.

"S-sorry. I... kinda got lost."

"It's alright." I said, putting my arm around her.

"U-uhhhh B.P."

"Yeah Nexi?"

"I-I feel uncomfortable."

"Oh. Sorry." I let go of her.

"So, let's go, I guess." We went to where Lily and Fresh was.

We went to Y/N's Dorm and looked for them there.

"Guys! Hello!?"

"I think we should sit."

"Alright then." We both sat on the floor.

A while later, we got bored. When I turned to my left, a pickle was laying there.

"Nyah!!!!" I jumped and got stuck on the ceiling.

"Hahahahahahaha!!!!" Y/N laughed.

"What!? Not! Funny!" I said.

"It is to me! It's just a pickle dude!" She said, laughing.

"Well, you wouldn't understand it if your a cat!" I yelled.

"Sorry! Hehe."

"Can you help me now?"

"Oh right. I don't think so. I don't do heights."

"Me too Nexi. NOW JUST HELP ME OUT BEFORE I-! Uh oh."

"Uhhhhhh, what's wrong?"

"I'm slipping." My paw was about to let go.

"Help me you crazy neko!!!"

"Uhhhhh, what should I do?" My paw has LITERALLY slid of it's way off the ceiling fan.

"Oh sht." And, I fell.

"AHHHHHHH!!!!" Have you heard of the saying that all cats land on their feet? Well, not this cat.

"Dude. Your a cat. How the HELL can't land on your feet while falling?"

"I'm a monster cat! WTF would you expect!?"

"Oh whatever. Let's just get going."

"Ahhhhhhhh!!!" When I fell, I was in THE worst position ever.

I fell on top of Y/N, I was on top of her while she was underneath me.

"Uhhhhhhh..." Tears streamed down her face a little.

"S-sorry! I didn't mean to!" Then, I heard a snap.

"Oh no! I forgot to turn my flash off!!" Palette!?

Palette's POV-
I knew that Burger Pants and Y/N will be in the room. I placed a pickle to where he would be sitting in. It took him awhile to found out. But, man. He is a jumpy cat.

"What the fck Palette!?" Burger Pants yelled.

"Teehee. Sorry you two." I apologized.

"Uhhhhh, B.P. can you get off me now please?" Y/N said.

"Sorry Nexi. Here." He sat down and Y/N sat down with him.

"Why are you calling each other by your nicknames? Wait, are you two actually in relationship!?" I jolted.

"What!? No! We're just friends, that's all!" Y/N

"Well it seems like it. Hehe." I giggled.

"Anyways, I gotta get going. See ya later." I dashed out the room.

(FINALLY ARIEL HAPPENED TO ME, ONE WASH FREE SA LABAS, CAUSE IT'S JUST 7.50! FINALLY! WAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
LOL. JK. I'm sorry. XD
Basicallly, Palette's last sentence ended at 750, so, if your a Filipino and watch ABS-CBN or GMA around 2015 or 2016, you probably get what I mean. XD
Don't judge me. I'm very impatient for this part. But, the grand question will be revealed next year, so, hope your patient cause this is gonna be a long-ass story. So, yeah. Bye.
Friskies out!)