BP X Neko!Reader: Catastrophic Love (OLD AND COMPLETED) (AND SERIOUSLY UNEDITED)

The Roast

Friskies' POV-
After talking things out with PJ and breakfast, me, Nexi, and the jocks went around school for a bit. Then, Chara, the asshole himself, came near us with the damn dummy.

"Hey, what are you freaks doing here? You belong to a freak show." Chara said.

"Oh yeah? You a zombie? Cause you have no brains in roasting us." I said

"Really? Is that the best you've got? Well at least I'm a zombie cause I'm invinsible from your words." Damn. He got me good.

"Oh yeah? Well are you actually invinsible to handle the consiquenses of life?" I said with my head tilted and I'm crossing my arms.

"OHHHHHHH!!!" My friends said. Chara eventually gave up and walked to the other direction without any words.

"Damn. That was HEAVY!" Skate Girl said.

"Hehe. Thanks." I said shyly.

"That was actually pretty far fetch." Y/N said.

"Why? Did I over-did it?" I asked.

"No. That was literally unexpected." PJ said.

"Yeah punk. That was insane." Undyne said.

"Thanks guys." I said.

Y/N's POV-
After the roasting, we chatted for awhile while walking. I never had this much friends before. I was... happy. We got bored so we decided to go to the gym. Of course, we asked permission and Coach Error said yes.

When we entered the gym, there were two other monsters there.

One looked like Fresh, only, more dark and edgy.

The other on looks like a goat. He has a purple and white shirt with a sign in the middle, ripped pants and combat boots, I think.

The one that looked like Fresh approached me.

"Hey there sweetheart. What's a cutie like you doing with some jocks?" He said.

"Hey, mind if you back off maybe?" PJ hissed. The goat approached us.

"What cha gonna do about it?" He said.

"Don't mess with us Unfresh. Back. Off." Skate said pissed off.

"Oh yeah? Try us." He forced kissed me. I pushed off.

"Why you little btch!" BP lost his temper and punched the Guy that kissed me.

"Damn. So feisty." The goat said.

"Hey, mind if you fck yourself you btch!?" Friskies said.

"I would need my other self sweetheart, if you would like that." He said, taking her hand. Friskies immediately got out her hand.

"Back. Off." Undyne said.

"Alright alright. Fine." He said and walked away.

"Sorry about Unfresh and Asriel. Unfresh is basically the biggest perv here in school." Undyne said.

"It's alright. So, basketball guys?" I said.

"Uhhhh, sorry, but, I suck at basketball. I could NEVER make a toss." Friskies said.

"It's alright. We'll help you." PJ said.

"Alright. I know how to dribble, but, I don't know how to snatch." Friskies confessed.

"Well, let the captain of the team help you." I said, pointing to PJ.

"Alright." She said.

Long time skip

Friskies' POV-
After all that, it was lunch and everyone was in the canteen. They were giving us angry glares and we just ignored them. After getting our lunch, we sat at our usual seats and eat.

While eating, someone threw a trash at me. I turned around and saw Lucinda and her two friends at us. They were glaring at Y/N.

"Psst. A jealous Lucinda five o'clock." I told them. She then threw trash at me again.

"Ouch! Hey!" I yelled.

"Oops. Sorry. I was trying to toss it to the trash can." She said sarcastically. I threw it back at her.

"Hey!" She yelled.

"Sorry. I thought you were a trash can. CAUSE YOUR FACE IS TRASH!!!" I yelled. Everyone heard what I just said.

"OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Everyone said. She felt humiliated and turned around and continued eating.

"Sucka!!!" I said.

"Damn. That was insane." Y/N said.

"Well she deserved it. Amiright?" I said.

"Heh. That was really deep." PJ said. We continues eating our lunch while we had a humiliated Lucinda five o'clock.

(Hey guys! Wasn't this cringe!? I know right? I was the one that made those roasts, that's why it's cringy. So, basically, it's an original roast.
Also, WHAT IN SWEET CELESTIA!? 900+ READS!? WHAT!? THANK YOU GUYS SOOOO MUCH!!!!