Well, since I've told you I've cut myself, (I ain't crying BTW. I'm just furious about earlier.), I just wanna do this thing so that y'all won't have to worry so much. Author-Chan is perfectly fine.
Friskies: *Is whistling a tune*
BP: Hey Friskies.
Friskies: Yeah?
BP: What up with you taking off your shirt?
Friskies: *Blushes* Because, it's a freaking 30° out here! What would you expect!?
BP: Well, I'm just saying you look hot without your shirt.
(Ohhhhh sht. Also, keep your fcking sinful minds down. She's wearing her undershirt. XD)
Friskies: *Blushes* What!? Alright, first you call me cute, now hot!? WTF!?
BP: Profanity young girl.~
Friskies: Your not my brother!
BP: And your not my mother.
Friskies: ...
BP: Hehe. Got you.
Friskies: Shut up Burger Pants.
BP: *Carries her bridal style*
Friskies: THE FCK!?
BP: On to NeverLand!!! *Runs*
Friskies: Wahhhh!!! Save meeeeeeeeh!!!!
I'm sorry. XD
Also, the scratches are kinda disappearing a little. The fck?
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BP X Neko!Reader: Catastrophic Love (OLD AND COMPLETED) (AND SERIOUSLY UNEDITED)
FanfictionTo make this quick, you were adopted by your friend's parents and you transferred to Underhigh, too much crazy shit, aaaaaaand some other cringy shit. -3-' NaJ belongs to TheGreatRouge. Cover belongs to me