Funny Texts #1

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Nick -
Nick: Can I have my hoodie back?
You: Can I have my virginity back?

Rafael -
Rafael: Will you suck my cock?
You: If you me like a princess.
Rafael: I'll try my best but you wouldn't look like princess with my balls hanging out of your mouth.

Sonny - Sonny: On our wedding day, I'm gonna recite my vows twice. Once at the altar. Once again in the bedroom. With my tongue. On your pussy. One letter at a time.

Elliot -
Elliot: You calling me tonight or what?
You: You fucking me tonight or what?

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