Bitesizebadass is online
Bitesizebadass: JAKE
Bitesizebadass: HOLY SHIT FUCK JAKE PICK UP THE GODDAMN PHONE
JakeyD is online
JakeyD: RICH
JakeyD: CALM THE FUCK DOWN
Bitesizebadass: Jake I don't think you understand
Bitesizebadass: I FUCKING FORGOT CHRISTINE'S
Bitesizebadass: GODDAMN
Bitesizebadass: BIRTHDAY
Bitesizebadass: JAKEEEEE HALP
Bitesizebadass: JENNA AND THE FURRY ARE GOING TO KILL ME
JakeyD: RICH
JakeyD: Seriously just give her something at the party
Bitesizebadass: SHE'S HAVING A PARTY?!
JakeyD: Fuck man
JakeyD: You have like three hours
JakeyD: Just like...help decorate her cake
JakeyD: It's almost done
Bitesizebadass: Be right over
Bitesizebadass: HOLY
Bitesizebadass: SHIT
Bitesizebadass: JAKE
Bitesizebadass: JAKE
Bitesizebadass: ARE YOU
Bitesizebadass: TEXTING WHILE BAKING?!!
Bitesizebadass: OH MY LORD JAKE
Bitesizebadass: THAT IS A FIRE HAZARD
JakeyD: I'll start on the icing
Bitesizebadass: TURN OFF THE OVEN
Bitesizebadass: I AM ON MY WAY
JakeyD: See ya bro
Bitesizebadass is offline
JakeyD is offline
---------------------------------------------------------15 MINUTE TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD SPIDERMAN------------------------------------------------
Jake had just finished placing the pumkin cake over the pound cake when he heard vicious knocking at the front door. Metally preparing himself he walked over to open it
"Hey Ri-" he started before the shorted boy bolted into the house
"YOU'RE NOT DEAD!!!" Rich shouted gleefully
Jake chuckle-sighed and followed him into the kitchen where his boyfriend stared in awe at the two layered cake. He proudly stood next to his creation (with a flowered pink apron covered in flour) smirking smugly
"Stop drooling and help me decorate" Jake ordered handing him an orange-coloured icing bag
Rich stared confusedly at the bag, looking over just to see his boyfriend making chocolate frogs out of icing. Jake caught him staring and rolled his eyes
"What the hell?"
"It's an icing bag, just make little carrot shapes"
Rich gave the bag a squeeze, a glob of brightly coloured icing sprouting out from the tip. A mischievous smirk dawned on his face as he began randomly decorating the cake. Jake looked up from his work in horror.
"Whatdaya think?" he said proudly
"You need Jesus, seriously. I'll get an apron-and a knife-" Jake murmured
"Aw come on! You know you love it!"
"Rich it looks like a unicorn threw up"
"Unicorns throw up magic"
Jake chuckled grabbing his boyfriend's hands and guiding his icing pattern.
"You need to squeeze the bag less-"
"What like this!?" Rich said squeezing the bag and spraying icing all over Jake's face
Jake blinked twice before smiling "Oh it is ON" grabbing his own icing bag
Eventually both boys were covered in icing, Rich had opened a bag of flour and threw that into the mix as well. Both their clothes were covered in flour, Rich had covered his chest in icing and flour and both boys were laughing hysterically.
"You my good sir~" Jake started kissing Rich's hair "Are the worst cook in the fucking world"
Rich giggled as Jake's sugar covered lips kissed him "You know you love me"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD STOP"
Both of them whipped around to see a horrified Jenna.
"STOP BEING SO CUTE AND FIX MY GIRLFRIENDS FUCKING CAKE!!!!"
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A//N: I love Richjake, I don't know why I don't write them that often. Also as of right now I have 405 reads??? Thank you so much!!! Every read, vote, comment means so much to me and I can't thank you guys enough. Also anyone have writing requests? Keep it Classy!~Goldi
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Be More Chill One-Shots
FanfictionWelcome one and all to a book dedicated entirely to my Be More Chill Trash. From random shenanigans to actual stories these will mostly be one shots and drabble. With HEADCANNONS and shipping galore. Cover Art made by~Heart-Select on Tumblr ...
