Be More Chill One-Shots

Target Male Inaccessible part 2?

🌼Hey remember that AU I wrote like super long ago? Welp this is what became of it. Thanks to @Practically_Perfect , who like her username says is practically perfect in every way. Like I couldn't have asked for a better friend. 

"Jeremy if this is going to work you're going to have to do as I instruct" The SQUIP ordered, floating around Jeremy's head

It was the beginning of another terrible day at school. But this time Jeremy had a different goal in mind, his thoughts were momentarily interrupted when he was pushed into a familiar locker.

"Yo tallass! Where's my money?!" The school bully Rich demanded, pulling Jeremy up by his shirt collar

"God SHIT what do I tell-" Jeremy shrieked before there was a slight zap in his head

The same zap went through Rich's eyes, turning them bright green momentarily, his eyes went wide before he smiled, putting down Jeremy in excitement.

"You got one?!" He exclaimed

Jeremy nodded and Rich nearly engulfed him in a hug "Jeremy, THIS IS AWESOME!"

"I could've used the money since, things are bad at home ya know what I'm saying?"

"Uhh-yeah! My Dad...drinks too?" Jeremy managed, the words sounding forced

'The fuck?'

"Just roll with it Jeremy" The SQUIP commanded

Rich's smile grew wider "Yo fucking Dads right?! Mine usually passes out around nine, you should come over and play Xbox! With the SQUIP the only controller you need is your mind!" He exclaimed

Jeremy smiles and laughed awkwardly, but before Rich could leave he placed a hand on his shoulder.

"Uhhh-s-So How are things with-with you and Jake?"

The lanky boy had never seen the bully so flustered. His green eyes avoided contact with the blue ones, the tips of his ears bright red. But he laughed and shook off Jeremy

"Good! Like, pretty good? I don't know I can feel chemistry some days but others" he sighed and shook his head before running off to class

'What the Hell was that?!'

"Rich and you now share a bond, this'll make both you and Michael less common targets for his insults"

'I guess, but is all that stuff about his Dad and Jake true?' He asked, taking a seat in his desk first period, the teacher handing out a test he'd forgotten to study for

"Yes, Richard's Dad Shannon is well....a dick." SQUIP said, pulling up files of analysis "The fourth one is B, as for Jake I am informed that yes Rich does have a sexual and romantic attraction do him"

Jeremy quickly scribbled in the answer. He'd never thought much of his bully's familial life. But with what the SQUIP told him he almost felt sorry for the guy.

'Can you read everyone's mind or something?' He suddenly wondered

"Almost. You owe ten push ups for thinking about how hot it would be if Jake pulled off his shirt, and you got the fifteenth one wrong it's D"

Classes couldn't have gone slower. With the SQUIP everything seemed different, but in a good way. Like suddenly Jeremy felt confident to raise his hand and know he'd get the right answer.

"Alright Jeremy, Michael is probably still concerned after the mall yesterday. Firstly DO NOT let him know you have SQUIP" Keanu instructed, scoffing at Jeremy's choice of a snack