Welcome one and all to a book dedicated entirely to my Be More Chill Trash. From random shenanigans to actual stories these will mostly be one shots and drabble. With HEADCANNONS and shipping galore.
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Heere goes nothing:
-So Mr. Heere has a court case in L.A (it's the Wood case) and invites the Boyfs to come with
-Mike and Jerm decide to be smart and make it a road trip
-Surprisingly they decide to be responsible
-Like Jeremy triple checks every suitcase to see if they packed enough clothes, Michael makes sure the car is in good shape and they have enough money to even afford the trip.
- So they're pretty sure nothing can go wrong.
-Until after 10 hours of blasting Beyonce and Bob-Marley the car sputters to a stop in the middle of nowhere
-So it turns out they're out of gas. In the middle of woods, somewhere in New Jeresey
-And Jeremy freaks the fuck out while Michael is quietly trying to hold in a panic attack
-"You-You said we had enough g-g-gas!!"
-"I-I thought we did!"
-"CLEARLY WE DIDN'T!!"
-They start shouting so loud they don't notice that someone is snickering in the bushes nearby
-That someone turns out to be the one and only Rich Goranski
-After the initial freak out that Jeremy has
-They explain their situation and Rich (after laughing about how pathetic it is) decides to let them come with
-Since it was a long weekend he and Jake were going to his cottage for some private time
-But they figured that Jeremy and Michael could tag along
-After informing Mr. Heere that they weren't gonna make it to LA they get into Rich's car
-Which is one of the nicest convertibles this side of town
-Anyways so they all start talking when they're on the road
-And about twenty minutes in Jake decides to turn on the radio
-And 'Call me maybe' blasts from the speaker
-Michael, Rich and Jeremy are rolling their eyes and Rich is about to change the station
-When Jake starts belting out the song
-And everyone was shookth
-They just sorta sat there in silence as Jake sang his heart out in the front seat
-"Rich?"
-"Shhh-"
-"Rich does he usually-"
-"I SAID SHHH!!"
-"Let me enjoy my boyfriend's singing in peace"
-So the song's over and Jake looks over to the boys and he's like-what?
-And then the car explodes
-From excitement
-Rich is fangirling over how his boyfriend can sing
-Michael is fangirling as well
-Till Jeremy reminds him that they're a better duo
-Rich goes 'fite me biach' on them
-And hits play on the Disney playlist (A/N: Doesn't everyone have one?)
-To his surprise 'Can you feel the love tonight' starts playing
-And Jeremy and Michael fucking DESTROY IT
-By the end they're smooching
-"Hah! Beat that!" Jeremy shrieks
-And then 'Love is an open door' starts playing
-Jake and Rich sing so loud that every car passing by has to roll up their windows
-By the end Michael actually starts to consider calling 9-1-1
-Cause their ears have just been murdered
-And so Jeremy is about to scream
-But Jake stares daggers at him
-So he just nods his head and smiles
-But Michael an Rich are going head on
-It starts to get out of hand so Jake hits shuffle
-And 'Circle of Life' starts to play
-And all four boys forget their problems and shout the opening lyrics
-Soon they've blasted 'The Lion King', 'Frozen', 'Beauty and the Beast' and 'Tangled'
-Everyone's laughing and catching their breath
-When suddenly Rich looks out the window and realizes they passed his cottage two hours ago
My first time doing drabble! This was quite fun so I hope to do more of them soon. Keep it Classy!~🌼Goldi🌼
