Doctor Strange X Reader First Book

Chatroom: To Prank or To Be Pranked

A/N: Hello my dear readers!

Here is a chatroom requested by extremefabulous where Loki pranks someone but turns out to be the wrong person.

Hope you enjoy!=)

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Loki opened a chatroom.

Loki invited the Avengers and his brother.

Loki : Kneel all before me !

Thor : Brother, we've talked about this.

Tony : Seriously, again, Reindeer Horns?

Steve : Tell me he didn't destroy the kitchen again.

Clint : I told you I should have shoot an arrow in his head.

Steve : Clint, do not say things like that.

Loki : I have been threatened with worse, Captain.

Tony : Why should we kneel all before you, Loki ?

Loki : Because I am the most glorious, powerful and ultimate sorcerer of Midgard.

Tony : I thought it was Strange.

Thor : Brother, what have you done ?

Loki : Sometimes, I wonder how you're still surprised by my deeds, Thor.

Natasha : He is the God of Tricks, after all. Not the god of knives.

Tony : Ooooh, who did you prank ? Strange ?

Loki : It is him, is it not ?

Tony : Don't speak in riddles and tell us what you did to the sorcerer.

Clint : And you call yourself a genius, but you can't solve riddles ! Hilarious !

Tony : Shut up, Birdie. You're the one who plays at angry birds in your free time.

Sam: I knew it !

Loki : And why should I tell my epic prank to you all, mortals ?

Steve : To gloat ? To show your superiority in pranking even if I am doubtful about the irrelevance of this statement.

Loki : Fine, you shall see my masterpiece. Learn, peasants the true craft of pranks.

Loki published a picture « Master's work ».

Thor : Brother, are you sure you pranked the right person ?

Tony : Why is there no one on the picture ?

Steve : It looks like someone has unleashed the Hulk.

Bruce : It isn't me for once.

Loki : I do not understand the meaning of this. I tricked him.

Strange logged on.

Strange : Loki, run.

Loki : Not a bone of cowardness runs through my veins. I am not afraid as the sun shall rise on me again.

Strange : Oh, not of me puny god. Of her.

Strange added Y/N to the chat.

Y/N : Whoever dared to prank me is dead !

Thor : My brother facepalmed. He did the same thing when Mother found out it was his doing and why Father had green hair.

Steve : Should we do something ?

Peter : Oh my god ! Poor Y/N. Is she hurt ?

Thor : I am here, son of Spider.

Peter : I wasn't talking about..... nevermind. Mister Stark, can you do something ?

Tony : I don't want to die, kid. She's in her ' fury' mode.

Thor : Whoever shall intervene shall rest in the mighty realm of Valhalla. She would have made a fine Valkyrie on Asgard and a good set to my brother's heart. Love is fire and ice.

Clint : Did you just ship your brother with Y/N ?

Loki : That is not the matter. Strange, I request a safe haven at your sanctum for the following days.

Strange : And why should I accept, pranked God ?

Loki : What do you want from me ?

Tony published a picture : « Y/N the Fury »

Tony : She's defintely on your trail, Frosty.

Strange : I want....

Y/N : LOKI ! If you're not here in five minutes, I'm going to kill you !

Thor : Do not threaten my brother, lady Y/N. He's been through hell already.

Y/N : He'd wish he had stayed there if he doesn't fix what he did ! So back off, Thor !

Steve : Y/N, take a deep breath, alright ?

Y/N : Steve, if you knew what he did, you wouldn't react like that.

Steve : What did he do ?

Loki : Nothing !

Y/N : Mister-God-Of-Liars-here had used our shield as a tray to carry his breakfast. Why do you think you couldn't find it yesterday.

Steve logged off.

Bucky : Steve doesn't look alright, I'm on it.

Sam : So am I.

Loki : Strange, it is an urging situation, tell me what you want, sorcerer.

Strange : I want you to give me your powers and tell the truth for three days

Thor : my brother without his powers is like me without Mjolnir.

Loki : My powers don't define me. Deal, Sorcerer. Now escort me to the Sanctum.

Y/N : WHERE IS HE ?!

Tony : For god sake, what did you to her?

Loki : I may have imprisoned her in a cage of glass, made her fall for thirty minutes, then landed in an icy pool, get restrained by a tentacle while her worst fear was playing in front of her and then made her finally fall in a desert and least but last my room where she was forced to kneel before me.

Strange : That was supposed to be me, right? It's evil.

Bruce : Y/N's wrath is coming, puny god. Even Hulk doesn't want to be there to see that.

Clint : Did Loki whimpered in fear through the blazing portal ?

Natasha : Yes.

Y/N : Strange , i'm coming for you too.

Tony : oh, makeup sex !

Strange : Nonsense, you won't hurt me Y/N. You can have the Cloak if you want.

Y/N : Change Loki into a cat and I'll let you live.

Y/N : Change yourself into a cat too.

Strange : I...I..

Strange logged off.

Tony : Loki, are you still in for a prank war?

Loki : Maybe.

A/N: So what did you think?