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"Just imagine a FBI agent listening to 2  2 year old girls reading fanfic, he's just like 'I got a fucking 1 am shift and have to listen to this, what the fuck!'" They both laugh loudly

" Hour 15 minutes late, FUCK YOU JOSH! 'heeehhh, I forgot,' 'she pregnant' 'by who?' WOAH, WOAH BREAK UP WITH HIM, NOW" Teagan yelled. "Tyler, Tyler fuck Josh and get someone else," "That's a quote" Her best friend Cassie said,

"Is he cheating on Chelsea? What about Tyler? Is he cheating on a pregnant woman, what the fuck is happening? 'Tyler was a virgin' WHAT?!" Teagan yelled at 1 am.

"Deap breathes its just a fan fiction, are you reading the fan fiction with me? I feel lonely," "I'm writing down everything," "Oh... " They both chuckled over the random yelling over, "'im not that big if an asshole' fuck you, your such an asshole cheating on Tyler and Chelsea, "

"WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" teagan yelled confuzzled. She mocks Josh and yells at Josh for being an arrogant asshole. "I'm just talking to myself reading fanfic, it's just happening," She said "I talk to myself alot," Cassie muttered

"Why the fuck are you forgiving him?" Teagan muttered, "'Time just flies by' well hoe bout fuck you? He's just leaving Chelsea there, 'well I have Tyler hehehhahhhhh' I'm just saying in this he's a big dick what is happening with me?" Teagan said.

They laughed as Cassie said she had 235 words. They continued reading before seeing Brendon tweet,

"HUUUFFFFUFUFUFUFUFU, BRENDON TWEETED," Cassie squealed, "stop, why? Fortnite? Cmon?"

"You think your the worst? I'm reading fanfic about your two best friends," Teagan said to which Cassie and Teagan both replied to brendon with it.

They continue to talk, " I like making fun if people who s-s-s-st-stutter" Cassie said in reply of Teagan saying she likes to exaggerate the stuttering. They both laugh loudly at the sound.

"Can I help you Tyler-Josh, 'you need a counsler for your stutter sweety' What the fuck?" Teagan questioned.

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To be continued, (names altered)

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