Weeks pass by and nobody brought up the topic of the late night drive. Akaash made arrangements for repairing his car and surprisingly it was free of cost because his cousin owned a Pimp my ride company named Larusso Motors, what a relief!
Sometimes I think that Akaash is done for, but somehow he's lucky enough and finds a way out, which honestly was good for the situation!
There was one more thing that bothered me about the drive, the weird tall man at the highway who offered Dhruv weed, or at least that's what I thought it was.
"Yo man! What's up?", Akaash asked while placing a hand on my shoulder.
"Oh, it's nothing. Just daydreaming you know..", I replied.
"Is it about that weird man on the highway?", he asked suspiciously.
"Umm...yeah..btw who told you this?", I was shaken by his question.
"I knew it! Dhruv told me about him and your awkward meeting.", he laughed.
Subconscious Mind:- "Dammit! Can't that pothead keep quiet at times?!"
"Just forget it, he won't show up in your life again..that is if you don't smoke weed.", he shrugged and walked away.
Well, that gives me the satisfaction that I won't see him again!
Subconscious Mind:- "Are you sure holmes? I mean it's a really stressful world out here, it wouldn't hurt to smoke a little blunt or two!"
[facepalm]
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Roll ahead to biology lecture and Mr. Chandrashekar is absent for the day! What a relief, i mean it's hard to keep focus in class anyways because of my subconscious wandering like a free bird, add to that his monotone voice, "So class today we need to study about photosynthesis, it is the basic function of a plant and......"
*head down*
Subconscious Mind:- "Zzzzzzz.."
"Today we are going to learn about something new, as you can see in this picture there is a pair of Tits.."
*jerks head back up*
Subconscious Mind:- "Wut? Did he just ask the class to look at a pair of Tits? Isn't this ethical? I mean if the woman has given consent then it is.... Eh, fuck it!"
The class goes silent. Everyone's eyes are on me, Mr. Chandrashekar is holding the image in his hand and now asked me to explain the image in the hopes that I saw it already or I was attentive in class.
Hint:- I didn't pay attention. *wink wink*
So I stand up, with all the pride on my back and speak, "Sir I just have a doubt that is, am I allowed to speak about those things in the picture? Do I have the person's consent for the picture?"
"Yes, absolutely you do! In fact, anyone in the class could talk about it.", he muttered.
Alright, here goes nothing.
"Those THINGS in the picture are....muscles...right Dhruv? And they grow in size during maturity and pregnancy stage, they are quite useful and don't judge me, anyone they are attractive too!", I expressed myself with glee and patted myself on the back.
Class stays silent, exceptions of some laughter in the back. I was pretty confident about what I had said and that I had the right to, but the class seemed to think otherwise.
Mr. Chandrashekar gave me a disappointed look, and then he started to laugh followed by clapping. The class followed suit. I don't know why but I was feeling like I was on CLOUD 9!
"Mister John. I understand that you have a great desire and imagination for what you just explained to the class and I too believe that the THING that you described are attractive too, but the fact that I was talking about these things I'm starting to have judgemental thoughts about you."
Then he lifted the picture and showed it to the class again. The picture was named Pair of Tits, but it was of the two bluebirds in the wild.....
Subconscious Mind:- "Ahh history repeats itself in puns and embarrassment."
The class bursts out in laughter!
Subconscious Mind:- "Ahh, great! Add that to the list of stupid things you've done."
#embarrassed
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Hey there people!
What's up with Y'all? I know it's been like 2 weeks since I've uploaded this chapter, but college has taken over my life for now and because of that, my brains are fried by the time I reach home to write. Anyways I've written a filler segment, hope Y'all have fun!
:D
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