[Voice from an Alleyway]
"Wake the f*ck up you waste of sperm!", said the big guy with a heavy facial cut.
*grinning*
"Ouch, my head hurts...what happened? Why are we on the floor?", I said as I dusted the dirt off my all black clothing.
"That's the same thing I want to know you dumb c***t! We were just waiting outside a club for some fine girls with whom we could spend the night with and WAPPOWWW we're flat on the concrete floor.", said the other.
"All I remember is that a man jumped at us and then we blacked out....you think we got beat up?", I said as I stood up.
"Ah hell na! There is nobody who would dare attack the Martin brothers, we Juan and Jose are the toughest duo in the gang of Sylvester!", said Jose.
"....yeah that's because the others prefer working alone..and I still believe there is possibility that we got beat up..", Juan said.
"I ain't believing that shit! Add to that we both were hammered, I told you 12 shots was your limit!", Jose taunted.
"Yeah,yeah whatever Jose. We better get going, Sylvester is going to be at the masquerade tonight and we need to get rid of his stupid evidences so that we get the money that we were promised.", Juan said.
"Why is it that only you get to meet this Sylvester freak? Even I want to see what's up with this punk!", Jose said.
"It's because you're an idiot and I am not, and that you'd only get our heads chopped off if you were in-charge.", Juan replied.
"....ouch brother, that hurts..", Jose sighed.
"AAAHHH, don't be a wuss come-on let's see who chugs the most tequila before it's show time!", Juan shouted.
"Ah f*ck yes, there's my Martin brother!", Jose and Juan high five each other.
*****
[At John's house]
*pouring champagne into a mug*
"Anybody wants some?", Uncle Jeremy asks.
"I don't want the drink but I'd like to ask..... is that really a mug into which you just poured champagne?!", Rachel asked.
"Ugh..yes, yes it is, and the reason is I compromise you see..", Jeremy replied.
"..Comp..compromise? John did you hear this guy, he says he cOMpROMisEs when there clearly are glasses for specific drinks available in the house but he decides to use Dad's coffee mug?!", Rachel exclaims.
"Sit down, sit down Rachel at least hear him out!", I said.
"Exactly! Hear me out, I have a plan to kill Sylvester and I need your help!", Jeremy replied.
"Our help? To kill Syl....who and why?", Rachel asks.
"SYLVESTER and he's part of a dangerous gang which survives on terrorizing this town and it's inhabitants and we have to put an end to it!", I shouted.
"Well said kiddo, so are you guys willingly to help me?", Jeremy asked.
"In this shape, you'd need a lot more that our help old man, some therapy would do so that at least you would know the difference between a champagne glass and a freaking coffee mug!", Rachel smirked.
"Hey..", I said.
"...don't defend me john, your sister is right, I am just this stranger to your lives asking way too much and way too fast...but get this in your heads that I mean to take care of this town at whatever cost and that's why I have come here and I ask for help.", Jeremy said.
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The Extroverty-Introvert
HumorHey Guys! John is a 15-year-old student who is trying to figure out the best way to stay connected with his old pals and hang out with them like they used to before but finds himself in an eerie situation because all his friends are in a relationsh...
