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zion

"caleb zion kuwonu!"

"its zion." i correct.

"your birth certificate says otherwise."

"kimberly angelica mendoza." i say. "that's pretty."

"yeah whatever. we need to start this video." kimberly says as she sits down next to me.

"alright, you both ready?" brandon asks behind the camera.

"yes." kimberly says as i nod.

"okay. its recording."

"hey gu-"

"hey guys! welcome back! im zion, and this is kimberly! today we're testing how compatible we are." i say ending with a smile.

kimberly pushes me lightly, "i was gonna do something else today but this bum wanted to be in today's video so here we are."

"she loves me."

"ive spent all day with him, you have no idea how annoying he is." kimberly says as she grabs her whiteboard.

"hey, im not that bad."

"yeah you are. anyway! so we have brandon behind the camera, say hi b."

"wassup."

"hes gonna give us multiple choice questions and we're gonna see how compatible caleb and i are."

"angelica." i pout.

"caleb."

"kimberly."

"zion."

"thank you." i smile. she playfully rolls her eyes and shifted in her seat. "if we are compatible, can we date?"

"um. no."

"what! what if we're 100% compatible?"

"then yeah." she poked the tip of my nose and smiled.

"okay you love birds ready?"

"yup." i answer.

"alright, if you were to pick an animal as a pet what would you choose? a, chinchilla. b, possum. or c, hedgehog."

"oo." kimberly mumbles.

"easy!" i write in my board and kimberly writes on hers.

"whatd you put?" brandon asks.

kim and i turn our boards around.

"a possum?" kimberly looks at me.

"you want a chinchilla?" i ask.

"yeah the fuck? they're cute."

"so are possums."

she laughs, "no they are not."

"i guess you guys arent dating. no 100%." brandon says.

"damn thats too bad." kimberly said as wipes her board.

"yeah, yeah. next." i wipe mines.

"if you could live in another state, where would you live? a, florida. b, minnesota. c, alabama."

"oh i know." kimberly quickly writes on her board.

i quickly write down my answer.

"show us."

"minnesota?" i ask.

"yeah! theres a fan that i wanna meet over there and become best friends. skylar i love you!" kimberly blows a kiss to the camera.