Call this a diary? Sure. Last time I checked all the cliche type ones had pink locks and pink fluffy pens along with them, but that's not the truth. This is...sorry.
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Wellllll Today I wanna do a little something something different. SPICING IT UP! OKAY WE SEE YOU MAMA! So today I was wanting to share my thoughts with you. Like you don't do that already? Aside from that my loves. I want to share with you the best ways to offend a person!
WARNING!
ONLY USE THESE TECHNIQUES WHEN NEEDED! AND HANDLE WITH CARE!
Say this to someone who's got shitty grades:
The notes I sing are higher than your grades.
can't sing? well rap!
The beat I rap to is faster than you learning.
Say this to someone if they keep asking you out:
You making this worse, Dawg.
You're gonna be an issue for me, so no.
Say this to someone that's annoying you:
Dude, can you legit trip over a knife?
I hope you bite your cheek when you eat.
Eat my shorts! <3
Suck my shirt.
Lick my socks.
Welllllllll that's all I got! I these use on a regular basis! Thanks guys for everything <3 I love you so much, goodnight!
