Call this a diary? Sure. Last time I checked all the cliche type ones had pink locks and pink fluffy pens along with them, but that's not the truth. This is...sorry.
Hey Loves! How are you?! Soooooo guys...I GOT NEW SHMAKEUP AND CLOTHES! AND I'MMA SLAY WHEN I GO BACK TO SCHOOL!
When you get new gear and ready to show it off:
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That's my shmoood to be honest. Just saying y'all. I actually cut my hair like that. Minus the bangs though. Just saying ladies (and beautiful bros), E.L.F IS THAT BICH! That shmakeup brand is the shit. And it's superrrrrrrrrrr affordable! So any beautiful ladies and gentlemen who are in desperate shmakeup (and I mean thirsty for shmakeup)...E.L.F is your new bestie. And don't worry it is very much affordable. OKAY JULIE WE KNOW YOU SPONSORED BY E.L.F NOW! DAMN!
Me when I get caught spending all my shmoney on shmakeup:
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Sorry about that. I'm communicating to y'all through Cardi B GIFS. (SHE IS MY MOM I SWEAR BUT I STILL LOVE MY MAMA MORE THOUGH) Dudes and dudettes...I have a confession to make. *ALTER EGO GETTING THE CONFESSION ROOM READY* ARE YOU PREPARED TO CONFESS MY CHILD? Yeth m'am. Anyways I spent over 100 V-Bucks on shmakeup. And my dad got real mad. He was like "no more money on shmakeup you're done" and I was like...
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And I was like "but I like it though" and my dad says "and that's my money you spending though..." and I was like...
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And he says "you don't need it. You're beautiful and pretty as it is." and I was lowkey touched and I was like...
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Afterwards I went out and bought more. (Alter-Ego shaking her head)
Me after I went out and bought more shmakeup:
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HEY MAKEUP IS FUN AND NOT THAT BAD! Bruno in the back dancing is my dad letting me spend all his money on shmakeup!
School is tomorrow and I just wanna...scooter off a cliff. School is fucking evil and is shit.
And this is my shmood the minute I step foot on school campus:
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Whatevaa. ATLEAST I GOT NEW SHMAKEUP AND MY NAILS DONE! Sooooo yeah! That was all for tonight! I love you guys so much and yeth!
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Get it rollin our song of the night?!
I Do by Cardi B Featuring SZA
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