Call this a diary? Sure. Last time I checked all the cliche type ones had pink locks and pink fluffy pens along with them, but that's not the truth. This is...sorry.
Hey guys, it's ya girl Julie. So....everything went quite pleasant at dinner tonight if you ask me. So we're gonna give this cute brother a code name...B. So his parents came, and of course, me being in love with his mom, I hung out with her. She's so sweet dude. SHE BOUGHT ME CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!SHE TOOK ME TO VICTORIA SECRET AND SEPHORA!
Not to be creepy or anything...but I would lowkey snatch his mom. JULIZ, YOU FUCKIN GOLD DIGGER! HEY I NEED A BROTHER WHO'S GOT SOME CASH. Anyways out of all fairness, I can't open em till Christmas.
His dad gave me 20 bucks. He's super dope, he taught me how to ride a dirt bike. (HE THE GOAT TOO) But I love his parents and I appreciate them for letting me see their son.
So, we made gingerbread houses. Mine, of course, came out deformed. WE LOVE THAT FOR ME! My boy can build...am I seeing an engineer?
OKAY SIS LET'S GET TO TALKING! So at dinner, my mom was eating and was talking to his parents. And his mom asks me something. Then all of a sudden, he gets a call of from his friend (DICK DIEGO) and I LITERALLY SAW HIM TEXT...
"Hey can you text me back later. I'm doing something important right now."
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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD...
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And soon afterwards I legit could not stop smiling. And while our parents were flexing our problems and issues, we were whispering to each other and talking mad shit about our parents issues. Pretty convenient, huh?
Our parents kept talking and my mom brought out some flan, yA dIg?And as we eating flan and our parents were flexing on our issues.
THIS LITTLE PIECE OF BEAUTIFUL FUCK DID THE UNTHINKABLE ...
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I wanna just....GAHHD FUHHHKIN DAYYUMMM. Just...oof. Then he got me a Thrasher sweater for Christmas :') I got the cute brother some shoes and armband for basketball.
LOVE YOU GUYS, MERRY AND HAPPY CHRISTMAS! WATCH SOME HOLIDAY FLICKS!
