Male Rayquaza Reader x Dragon Ball Z Abridged [Republished]

Chapter 13: Ginyu Tokusentai

A/N: the ginyu force have finally arrived and their smallest member, Guldo, steps up to fight Gohan and Krillin.

(Yeah, I know. The Edit I did on that Picture sucks).

The Ginyu Force's space pods slowly opened up with the Ginyu Force flying up in front of Frieza, who was at the top of her ship in her little pod.

Captain Ginyu: men, Introductions.

Ginyu does her pose.

Captain Ginyu: Ginyu!

Jeice does his poses.

Jeice: Jeice!

Burter does his poses.

Burter: Burter!

Guldo does his poses.

Guldo: Guldo!

Recoome does his poses.

Recoome: Recoome!

Captain Ginyu: and together, we are... The Ginyu Force!

The was a short silence as the Ginyu Force held their pose in Front of Frieza.

Frieza's mind: sure is Zarbon in here...

Captain Ginyu: Lady Frieza. thank you for this chance to serve you.

Recoome: AND BUST SOME HEADS!

Captain Ginyu: quite. But before we go down to business, Jeice?

Jeice: yes ma'me, cap'n. Here you go, Lady Frieza. The new up-to-date scouters.

Frieza: good. And they have the ringtone I wanted?

Captain Ginyu: yes, ma'me.

She pressed a button on her scouter and it started to play F by Maximum the Hormone.

(Seriously though, was I the only person who remembered this song playing in DBZA WAY before Resurrection F was even thought of)?

Frieza: glorious. Now, as you have been informed, Vegeta and a few other pests have taken my Dragon Balls.

Recoome: whoa, whoa, whoa, Vegeta?

Burter: Little Veggie?

Guldo: What's a Dragon Ball?

Recoome: Recoome can't believe she had it in her.

Burter: I know, right?

Guldo: what's a Dragon Ball?

Frieza: yes. It turns out Zarbon and Dodoria weren't enough. I've called you five here to get them back.

Captain Ginyu: easy enough. Would you rather them dead or alive?

Frieza: either or.

Captain Ginyu: dead it is! Ginyu Force, assemble!

The Ginyu Force huddled up and performed a warm up routine.

Burter: speed of light and strength of all...

Recoome: The Ginyu Force shall make them fall!

Jeice: Lady Queen Cold's army's strongest force...

(There is a reason I gender swapped cold. You'll know when the frieza arc passes).

Guldo: we'll rid them all, secure the course.

Captain Ginyu: If trouble meets us as we pass...

Ginyu Force: we'll shove our fists right up their ass!