Male Rayquaza Reader x Dragon Ball Z Abridged [Republished]

Chapter 37: Time Travel Trouble

A/N: The androids were flying through a snowy landscape.

Android 18: seriously, can we speed this up? It's cold as tits up here.

Android 17: you know, maybe if you stopped whining and helped me look, we'd... Oh! Oh, look! There's one! There's...

She saw it was a pink van with the words "LUCKY FOODS" written on the side.

Android 17: actually, second thought, we don't have to steal the first one we see...

Android 18: oh, I'm sorry. I can't hear you over your welching.

Android 17: ugh, whatever.

They flew down.

The owners of the van were outside getting coffee.

Chuck: so, Jones, uh, how's the wife and kids?

Jones: still dead, Chuck. Been four months.

Chuck: oh... I am terrible at small talk.

Jones: yes, you are. Huh?

He noticed the androids in front of the van. 17 of which was opening the back of it up.

Android 17: huh... Lucky Foods. Kind of ironic.

Jones: uh, young lady? Need you to stay out of our van!

Android 17: all right, guys, we're takin' the van.

Android 16 picked up the van.

Android 17: no, buddy, we're gonna drive it.

Android 16: oh.

He put the van back down.

Android 16: sorry.

Android 17: It's cool. Now you have a place to sit.

Android 16: Affirmative.

He went inside the back of the van.

Android 16: shotgun.

Android 17: not quite what that means, but hey, keep tryin', man.

She got inside the van alongside her sister and started the engine.

Android 17: bitchin'. Next stop: Casa de Goka.

Android 18: how 'bout no. New clothes first, Goka's casa second.

Android 17 scoffed.

Android 17: sisters. Am I right, 16?

Android 16: confirmed. She is your sibling.

Android 17 laughed at the response.

Android 17: she is...

The androids drove off.

You, Logan, Frostwing, Frieza, Krillin, Trunks, and Tien flying in the sky.

Krillin: you know, I should have brought this up earlier, but we should probably move Goka before the androids get to her house.

Trunks: It's been pretty non-stop here, so I'm a little out of the loop. What happened to Goka?

Krillin: oh, uh, she didn't take his medicine. Grape flavored. Go figure.

Trunks: yeah... go figure.

Tien: actually, I really need to go pick up Chiaotzu. Left him over at Kame House.

Meanwhile at Kame House, Turtle, Master Roshi, and Oolong were eating ramen.

Chiaotzu: So, how do you like my Chashu Ramen?