The Vampire Diaries Imagines and Preferences

Whatever your into - Damon - text conversation

Damon❤️😈
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

Me
Hi Damon

Damon❤️😈
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put the D in U

Me
Not tonight Damon I am tired

Damon❤️😈
Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall

Me
Really Damon?😹

Damon❤️😈
Roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over you're about to get fisted

Me
Are you horny Damon? Have you been watching fifty shades again?

Damon❤️😈
I can't do magic but I can do you

Me
Yes Damon we are all aware you are jealous of Kai

Damon❤️😈
What has four legs and doesn't have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that?

Me
I'm flattered Damon but all I want to do in your bed is sleep

Damon❤️😈
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?

Me
I'd rather not😹

Damon❤️😈
If you jingle my bells, you'll have a white Christmas

Me
Damon I am work please stop this😹also wrong time of year

Damon❤️😈
Baby I'm like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.

Me
Wow ok don't flatter yourself

Damon❤️😈
You work at a post office? Cause I saw you checking out my package.

Me
Whatever you are into Damon

Damon❤️😈
I like every bone in your body, especially mine.

Me
You will not get anything ever again if you don't stop this now.

Damon❤️😈
Sorry baby

Me
That's better now let me get back to work

Damon❤️😈
I love you and please don't leave me😿

Me
Don't do this again and I won't 😹. Love you too