☆Lance's twin sister☆ {Keith X Reader} [Discontinued]

Team Voltron as Incorrect Quotes

OOF BEFORE I WRITE THAT BUCKET OF FEELS, HAVE SOME MEMES I GUESS

(Y/n): Pidge, are you ready to come out and socialize with people?
Pidge: [Demonic screeching]
(Y/n): Understandable, have a nice day
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Keith: I'm not gonna get married until I find the one for me.
(Y/n): [Runs into a table] Ow, sorry
Keith: My wedding is this Sunday by that huge field down the road.
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Lance: I just have one question.
Hunk: What is Lance?
Lance: What color is an orange?
Hunk: Lance you bonehead, the color is in its name, just like a lemon.
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Keith: You can't tell me what to do!
(Y/n): I'm telling Shiro!
Keith: Wait no-
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(Y/n): I'm replaceable :(
Lance: You can have another gunner :(
Keith with a spray bottle: [Sprays them with water] Bad.
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(Y/n) on the phone: Hypothetically, if I tied ten (10) drones to myself, would I fly?
Shiro: You probably need more than that, why?
(Y/n):
Shiro hearing whirring sounds in the background: (Y/N) I SWEAR TO GOD-
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Keith: Nose
Keith: I just typed that with my nose
Lance: Dick
Keith: I'm blocking you
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Hunk: Did you eat all the donuts?
Pidge: No
Hunk: What's that on your pants?
Pidge panicking: It's cocaine
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Coran, Allura, Shiro, and Keith: [Talking and going on a moderate pace on the teacups]
Hunk, Pidge, Lance, and (Y/n): [Zooms past them screaming]
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Space Police Sirens: [Wailing in the background]
(Y/n) and Hunk, who have never done anything wrong in their life: They found us
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Keith: I'm in a bad mood >:(
Shiro: Hold on [brings in (Y/n)]
(Y/n): :)
Keith fighting a smile: Dammit
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Garrison Lance and (Y/n): Who are you?
Lance and (Y/n): We're you, but insecure and closer
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Allura: Words ending with an ie are so cute, like sweetie, cookie, cutie-
Keith: Die
Allura:
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Pidge: Are you a big or little spoon?
(Y/n): I'm a knife
Keith: She's a little spoon
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Lance: Here's a nice, warm, cup of coffee
Pidge: It's cold
Lance: nice cup of coffee
Pidge: It's disgusting
Lance: Cup of coffee
Pidge: This isn't even coffee!
Lance: Cup
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Lance: Who ate my cheez-itz, I'm gonna KI-
(Y/n): It was me
Lance: Kiss them and cherish every moment with you, God you're amazing
Keith hiding behind the couch: Thank you
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Shiro, a tired dad: Okay, let's try this again, what do you do when you're trapped under huge rubble while the galra are attacking.
Hunk:
Lance:
Pidge:
(Y/n): Call Team Vol-
Shiro: YOU ARE TEAM VOLTRON
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(Y/n): Did you hear that?
Lance: Hear what?
(Y/n) downing her 6th red bull: My body is emitting a sound, it's the pitch of a high B.
Lance, a concerned brother: ...
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Coran: Alright team, hope you got some sleep!
Keith:
Hunk:
Lance:
(Y/n):
Pidge: Sometimes I close my eyes
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Pidge: What's that sound?
Hunk: Lance accidentally hit (Y/n) in the face really hard and she got knocked out, so now he's crying until she wakes up.
Lance crying: She didn't deserve it, I'm a monster
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(Y/n) jokingly: You're not allowed to fall in love with me.
Keith: No problem
A few days later
Keith: T H E R E ' S  A  P R O B L E M
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Allura on the phone: Where are you guys?
Pidge: Ah you know in an alley way
(Y/n): Our weed dealer has new goods
Allura: at least we know where you are
Shiro with Allura: Allura  n o
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Shiro: Okay, pretend that I'm a bad guy that's gonna mug you
Lance: okay
Shiro: give me all your money!
Lance: Bold of you to assume that I have money!
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Allura: I don't think this is a good Christmas present Shiro
Shiro: trust me, it's perfect for her
The next day
(Y/n) trying to hug all 12 roombas: I LOVE MY CHILDREN, THANK YOU SHIRO
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Shiro: Hey can you hold this for me
Lance: I don't know, I can barely hold up my depression
Shiro: Just hold the goddamn grocery bag
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Keith: [walks into the kitchen at 3 am]
(Y/n): [silently crying on the floor] my cookies fell...
Keith: it's okay [joins her on the ground]

(A/n): oof, that's all I could come up with for today. Hope you like these cursed text scenarios

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