Here I am reporting to you LIVE from my bed. 12:44 AM. I was trying to sleep. Before I spazz out, let me just say that I have listened to the Purple Rush series God knows how many times. I literally realize something new every time I listen. Okay, so I'm trying to sleep, right? I'm on CD 1 of Purple Rush 2 tonight. I'm laying here and it's at roughly the 25:00 mark? He's being him and then I'm like, oh shit. Is he mentally writing a song right now? Wow. Never noticed. Mind you, I am in bed. Eyes closed, half sleep, drifting down a river that leads to rem. So, now, I'm listening to him figure out the words. It's a *mumble, mumble* drunk *mumble, mumble, mumble* high. Kinda' moment. Purple Music is last thing on my mind, okay? Now that I'm up and gathering both heartbeats *ba dum tss* I'm like... oh yeah... but, at the moment? That song didn't exist. I don't even like that song because All The Critics Love U In New York is superior. Back to my spazz moment though. The words start flowing in and he starts to actually articulate some shit as his creative juices flow. I'm in pure bliss because I never even noticed this section before. Next thing I know, we're humming "Don't need no reefer, don't need cocaine [insert mumble] I'm high." I'm simply enjoying myself, trying to genuinely drift off to sleep. Then, my almost slumber is ruined with. "Don't need no reefer, don't need cocaine. All I need is to fuck you every way and I'm high." Mind you, I'm trying to sleep! My guard is down! I literally sat up like
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"What?! Wait. Woah!"
Then he had the NERVE to repeat himself. MULTIPLE TIMESSSS. I had to collect my jaw!
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And after the dust settled, I got salty because... that sounded like it would've been a BOMB ass song. Hoe Prince is the best Prince and that's on that, mamas. Like, Purple Music is cool and all but... I def prefer the slutty version I witnessed.
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*P's spirit @ me for saying that.*
But, I don't give a damn! I was sad earlier because I was listening to those Cream prank calls he did and I sat for a second. I really sat and reflected and next thing you know, "Damn. He's really gone, son." So, I was in my feelings but, the fact that he can still catch me slacking in my sleep is just— Look, now Just Fine by Chris *fetus* Brown is playing. THE UNIVERSE IS PLAYING WITH MY HEART TONIGHT!!! Man, look. I'm going back to sleep. 😭
