Where my path will take me

The Puverizer Returns

We were fighting the foot.

Again. "I could do this all night"Raphael said as our back touch. I knock a foot down and smile to myself. "Aw, man"I said as I saw there were no more foot to fight. "Raph, Alison, if you keep breaking your toys, we're not gonna buy you new ones"Leo said.

"Aw,I thought we were good"I said,winking at him. "Dude, it's like we just cleared a video game on easy"Mikey said, walking around. "Mikey, if Master Splinter has taught us anything, it's that real combat is not like a video game"Leo said.

"Hey, coins!"Donnie said,picking up some coin. "The Foot soldiers haven't been much of a challenge lately. Wonder why"Leo said. "Well, maybe we're just that awesome"Raph said. "That sounds right"Leo said as he grin.

"You know who I'd hate to be? The guy who has to tell Shredder about this"I said,putting my hand out, showing the foot that are laying on the ground. "Now let go and check the TCRI"Leo said and Raph put his hand out to me. I smile and poke his nose. "Hey!"he yelled as I ran off. We laugh as we chase each other.

*Theme song*
We were check the TCRI.

But nothing is happening. "All right, guys. Let's pack it in. Nothing's happening"Leo said as I groan. "I was afraid this day would come. We've run out of butts to kick"Raphael said then kick Mikey's ball away. "Hey!"Mikey said as it bounce away.

"Wait. Maybe not"Leo said as we stand next to him. "Foot clan"I said. "I don't get it. Just one guy?"Raphael said as I put my hand on my waist. "Maybe they only need one guy. Maybe this guy is the meanest, baddest, most deadly ninja we've ever seen"Mikey said.

We look at the guy but he fell down? "Or not"Donnie said. "Anybody else find this dude kind of adorable?"Mikey said as I glare at the guy. "Well, he's not much, but he's all we've got. Let's go"Leo said as we jump down.

We landed on our feet and a group of foot came toward us. "Ambush!"I yelled. "All right!"Raphael yelled and we attack them. I used my magic to make a shield around me and kick them down. They left and the guy got out. We all went into the shadow.

"Everything okay? I heard Whoa!"The foot said as I knock him off his feet. "Look like I still got it"I said as I got out of the shadow. "Wait, Donnie, it's me!"It said. "What?"I said as Donnie took off the mask. "The Pulverizer?"Donnie said as he stood up.

"Hey, guys. How awesome is this? Bet you guys were wondering when you'd see me again"he said. "No"Raphael said, looking away. "Raphael, still the jokester, I see. Good one"he said, chuckling then he saw me. "And it your girlfriend!"he said.

"What? Who girlfriend?"I said. "Well Raphael of course. Last time I saw you, you always seen to be close to him so I thought that hey he finally got that special someone"he said as he smile. I growl and punch him in the stomach.

"We are not dating and second shut your trap unless you want a knuckle sandwich"I said as I look away. "Ow! Hey, what do you guys think of my new threads? I'm a ninja now"he said as I glare at him. "How in-what are you doing with the Foot?"Donnie said.

"Well, last time, you told me I needed to practice. So I joined a Bradford dojo to hone my craft. I wowed 'em with my smooth moves. And boom! They liked me so much, they asked me if I wanted to join the Foot clan"he said as I blink in surprised.

"Wow, they must really be hurting for dudes"Mikey said as I nod. "I've only been with 'em a few days, and I've already made the rank of ashigaru-sha. Ha"Pulverizer said. "Do you know what ashigaru-sha means?"Donnie said. "No"he said. "It means cannon fodder"Donnie said.

"Oh, ho, ho. Wow"he said as I shook my head. "Do you know what that means?"I said. "No"he said, shaking his head no. "In traditional Japanese warfare, the ashigaru-sha were the expendable soldiers who were sent in first to waste the enemy's ammunition and set off traps before the real soldiers arrived"I said.