AquaticAndFantastic, I'm sorry this took so long, I can't write Biffa.
Biffa sat in the cell, grinning a sadistic grin. Jess' blood still spattered his face when X came in.
"Biffa, why?"
"Because I could. Also, it's just, like..." And with that, he launched into song.
"I get my kicks and I want to start a rager
I want to dance like I'm on the video
I got a fever for the violent behavior
I'm sweating bullets like a modern Romeo"
Biffa stood up, trying to draw his sword before realising it had been confiscated.
"Bang Bang! Give me fame!
Shoot me up to entertain
I am a semi-automatic lonely boy"
He adjusted his helmet and proceeded to try and kill X anyway.
"You're dead! I'm well fed!
Give me death or give me head
Daddy's little psycho and mommy's little soldier"
X dodged, forcing Biffa down in his seat. He asked Biffa why the cyborg had killed Jess, but just got more insane singing in reply:
"I testify like a lullaby of memories
Broadcasting live and it's on my radio
I got my photo bomb, I got my vietnam
I love a lie just like anybody else"
X sat back, his head in his hands. He was about to declare this a failure when Biffa began to write, still singing.
"Bang Bang! Give me fame!
Shoot me up to entertain
I am a semi-automatic lonely boy"
Biffa passed X the note, but as X took it, his arm was slammed to the table.
"You're dead! I'm well fed!
Give me death or give me head
Broadcasting from my room and playing with my toys"
X looked at the note, and the three words on it, before gasping in shock.
"But why start in the first place?"
"I want to be a celebrity martyr
The leading man in my own private drama
Hurrah, hurrah the hero of the hour
Daddy's little psycho and mommy's little soldier"
X nodded, and found himself joining the song.
"You want to be like the soldiers on the screen
It's your private holy war"
"Oh X-I-Suma this is viva vendetta
For this is love or it's world war zero"
He wants to be a celebrity martyr
The leading man in his own private drama
Hurrah (bang bang), hurrah (bang bang) the hero of the hour
Daddy's little psycho and mommy's little soldier
So yeah. Biffa killed Jess. Not sure how I feel about this. Also not telling what the note said, except for the fact that the final letter was 'P'. Cookie if you can guess without a hint.
Also I am now addicted to Green Day's music. See y'all.
OdalRune signing off from the past!
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The Crew's Book of Hermitcraft Season Six Oneshots
FanfictionThese are the oneshots, twoshots and unfinished arcs set in the main timeline of my stories. If you're looking for the older larger arcs, they're in a separate book now.
