Red Queen One-Shots

RQ and Thor

*for those of you that don't know Thor, he is a Marvel character who had similar experiences like Cal, and his hammer has powers like Mare. (Though Mare is stronger in my opinion)

Thor and Cal conversation:

Thor: so.

Cal: yes?

Thor: did your little brother betrayed you?

Cal: yeah

Thor: did he want the crown?

Cal: yes, he was really jealous, I never knew that about him. I thought he was good.

Thor: *sigh* me too.

Cal: he was also angry because I kissed his betrothed.

Thor: what?!

Cal: she's my girlfriend now.

Thor: okay... so they had nothing between them.

Cal: well, she kissed him too.

Cal: just a day after, really.

Thor: well, then....

Thor&Cal silently wishing they didn't have this conversation.

Cal: *awkwardly* so did your brother had ice blue eyes?

Thor: *amused* moving away from the girl topic? Yes, he had actually...

Cal: and black hair?

Thor: the similarly is starting to get disturbing...

Thor: though I didn't kiss his fiancée.

Cal: why would anyone marry a traitorous monster?

Thor: why did she agree?

Thor: sorry, what was her name again?

Cal: *snorts* her name's Mare.

Cal: she agreed because otherwise she and her entire family would have been murdered.

Thor: *deeply disturbed* well, isn't it just, lovely.

Cal: *looking down* it was still hard for me when he died.

Thor: I never gave up on him, I believed he was still good.

Thor: *tearing up* even when he died, fighting against our enemies.

Cal: I understand. I mourned the person he could be.

Thor: so did I. Every time he died.

Thor: the first...

Thor: the second...

Cal: *confused* what...?

Thor: even the last time, because it was real.

Cal: I'm sorry. Who killed him?

Thor: my sworn enemy, Thanos chocked him. I later cut his head of with my axe, stormbreaker.

Thor: which middly graded fool murdered your brother?

Cal: my girlfriend.

Thor: you Midgard people are more messed up then my compensation.

Cal: I lived it. Be thankful.

Thor: you may have been through much, but I have lived and saw misery and evil for fifteen hundred years.

Thor: I fought against the goddess of death, if you were in my place your brain will overload as your body will crumble.

Cal: you never fought her.

Thor: who?

Cal: she's much scarier than anything you have seen.

Thor: who us the girl you think can threaten the mighty Thor?

Door bangs open, Mare and Jane enter.

Jane, to Thor: babe, we need to go, we can't be late.

Mare, to Cal: move it girls! Or I'll electrocute your ass!!

Mare: *leaving*

Thor: *pale and scared* I see this is the girl.

Thor: she's terrifying.

Cal: you have no idea.

Jane: good luck to the poor boy who has to deal with her.

Cal: yeah, wish me luck.

Thor: are you....

Cal: yes, I'm her boyfriend.

Jane: really?

Cal: yes.

Lightning flash and a clap of thunder.

Cal: *sighing* we're screwed.