Red Queen One-Shots

Little Laughs 4

Sorry for not updating in so long!
Hope you'll enjoy 🙃🙃😊

Maven: the word fear is not in my vocabulary!

Tyton: maybe not, but it's in your eyes.

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Cal: hypothetically speaking, if I'll ask you to marry me, will you agree?

Mare: are you proposing?

Cal: that depends on if you're saying yes.

Mare: I can't say yes if you're not really proposing!

Cal: well, I'm not asking unless you answer yes!

Farley: I don't understand how you two have made it as far as you have?

Cal: relationship-wise or in life?

Farley: both.

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Mare: I'm so good at keeping secrets. No one knows about my crush on Cal.

Kilorn: Mare, you said that out loud.

Mare:

Farley: for what it's worth, we all knew.

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Mare: every once and then, I like to do what I'm told, just to confuse people.

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Kilorn: hey, you wanna know something weird?

Shade: first of all, it's 3am in the morning. Second of all, continue.

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Cal: you can spend the rest of the day being bitter about it-

Mare: agreed.

Cal: I was going to say 'or', but why bother?

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Mare: we all have bones and skeletons inside our bodies. They represent the dead. Therefore we're all dead inside.

Kilorn:

Maven: *whispers* what's wrong with her?

Cal: she just needs her daily dose of kisses and cuddles.

Maven: *evil smirk*

Cal: *pushes Maven out of the room*

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Cal: so what's the plan?

Kilorn: are you sure you want to talk about the P-A-R-T-Y in front of F-A-R-L-E-Y?

Farley: *sarcastically* oh how I wish I could spell.

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Kilorn: don't be upsetty, have some spaghetti!

Cameron: we just almost died, Kilorn!

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Kilorn: I don't think Maven is okay.

Kilorn: every time I ask him how he's doing, he looks me in the eye and tells me he's dying.

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Cameron: can I tell you a secret?

Mare: I wouldn't recommend it, but yes.

Don't worry, got a fresh one-shot I'm working on 🙃