Red Queen One-Shots

Little Laughs 9

Hope you'll enjoy 😂

Gisa: what do you think happens after we die?

Mare: I think they give your hospital bed to someone else.

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Coriane: mom, I'm bleeding out of my... thing! What is happening?!

Kilorn: the older gods demand tribute.

Mare: for the love of god!

Mare: *Smacks his head*

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Mare: you are actually in love with me? In a romantic way?

Cal: *sighing* yes, in a romantic way.

Mare: ........why?

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Cal: hey, do you want to see something pretty?

Mare: yeah, sure.

Cal: *holds up a mirror facing Mare*

Mare: *blushes*

Mare: are you ever going to stop?

Cal: only when you'll stop being so shockingly beautiful.

Mare: *blushes harder*

The rest of the RQ characters: *gags*

Maven: *is dead*

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Farley: what are you doing?

Mare: thinking.

Farley: about?

Mare: what would happen if I'll mix coke and mentos in my mouth?

Farley: you are no longer allowed to excess the food supplies.

Shade: damn, now I'm curious.

Farley: Shade, no.

Shade: *winks at Mare*

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Cal: what are you doing?

Mare: *squiggling in Cal's arms* hiding.

Cal: do you mean hugging?

Mare: did I stutter?

Mare: this is my safe place.

Mare: now shut up and put your arms around me.

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Mare: I got no problems.

Maven: *walks in*

Mare: one problem.

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Mare: I'm the lightning girl! I've been through war and battle-

Cal: you are literally an electric kitten. There's no way I'm letting you do this.

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Cameron: we have five silvers trying to kill us right now, what are we supposed to do?

Farley: actually, it's more like eight.

Cameron: oh, sorry I wasn't specific enough!

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Farley: I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you of a bridge.

Shade: can I pick?

I'm actually proud of how I'm doing during this quarantine in terms of writing😅
But I wanted to say, you don't have to use your time for excessive writing. I saw too many posts urging people to write now. Make sure to enjoy your time at home and take advantage of it for whatever purpose you want! (Personally, I use this time to eat and sleep 😂)

Prompts and requests are always open!😄