If they had a group chat🙃
Chat names:
Mare: lightning_queen
Cal: prince_cal_ore
Shade: jumping_on
(Diana) Farley: scarlet_di
Maven: king_in_flames
Kilorn: fish_boy1
Evangeline: iron_heart
Gisa: silk_geeJumping_on: hi guys
Lightning_queen: how dare you?!
Jumping_on: what...?
Lightning_queen: you can't just do whatever you want! People have feelings!! @jumping_on
Silk_gee: Mare are you okay?
Jumping_on: u good sis?
Prince_cal_ore: she's had a rough day.
Fish_boy1: it's Maven right? @king_in_flames
King_in_flames: I haven't even seen her today.
Scarlet_di: u sure?
King_in_flames: yes, Diana. @scarlet.di
Scarlet_di: don't call me Diana.
Prince_cal_ore: it wasn't him
Lightning_queen: shut up you idiots!!
Lightning_queen has left the chat.
Fish_boy1: what the hell happened?
Silk_gee: was it you Cal? @prince_cal_ore
Prince_cal_ore: no! I would never hurt her.
King_in_flames: Samson has told me of more than one occasion...
Prince_cal_ore: I would burn you brother.
King_in_flames: you can't burn me if I'm also a burner.
Iron_heart: she wasn't wrong about the idiots part.^
Jumping_on has added lightning_queen to group chat.
Lightning_queen: leave me alone you emotionless monster!!
Prince_cal_ore: Mare calm down, there's a jet in the sky above us.
Fish_boy1: I thought the jet was in the river below us.
Prince_cal_ore: not helping.
Scarlet_di: there isn't a river next to us for about 150 miles away.
Iron_heart: ^
Silk_gee: ^^
King_in_flames: ^^^
Fish_boy1: could you stop harassing me?! ;(
Lightning_queen: is that supposed to be an emoji? @fish_boy1
King_in_flames: nice of you to join us darling.
Lightning_queen: go to hell.
King_in_flames: see you there, darling.
Iron_heart: I'm sure we'll have a wonderful reunion in the unending life of torture.
Silk_gee: not all of us...
Scarlet_di: maybe not you, but the rest of us...
Jumping_on: Diana stop you're an amazing woman and deserve a happy afterlife!
King_in_flames: speaking of, how are you alive?
Fish_boy1: how actually?
Silk_gee: yeah, didn't you get stabbed through the heart?
Jumping_on: .....
Lightning_queen has left group chat.
Prince_cal_ore: good job guys, now Mare's crying.
Fish_boy1: I still don't understand what happened.
Prince_cal_ore: she saw a memorial video for Shade's death, then she saw an old post on her imprisonment.@jumping_on
Silk_gee: oh...
Fish_boy1: we need to kill Maven.
Scarlet_di: Victoria's on it. @fish_boy1
Iron_heart: could she harry up already?
King_in_flames: I see it all.
Jumping_on: I think I need to apologize. Where are you Calore?
Prince_cal_ore: we're at jfjfkejdkjfatflf)$-_bdkkfk..
Silk_gee: you good Cal?
Fish_boy1: forget about him is Mare okay?
Prince_cal_ore: she almost ruined my phone, she doesn't want to talk to you.
Iron_heart has added lightning_queen to group chat.
Lightning_queen: jfc, would you leave me alone?!
Prince_cal_ore: babe, language.
Lightning_queen: fine...
Scarlet_di: you call Mare babe? She isn't exactly cute. @prince_cal_ore
Prince_cal_ore: don't you have a revolution to take care of?
King_in_flames: which I intend on destroy.
Scarlet_di: why are you even in this chat?
Silk_gee: and Samos?
Lightning_queen: all I know is that someone there hates me.
Prince_cal_ore: that's only because they don't know how beautiful you are.
Silk_gee: awwww. They're so sweet! I'm gonna die from that fluff!
Iron_heart: that's why I ship them^
Jumping_on: ^^
King_in_flames: blah blah blah, move on.
Iron_heart: if I didn't know better, I'd say it's jealousy instead of silver blood in his veins.
Fish_boy1: we're all gonna die. Assuming we aren't already dead since Shade is here.
Silk_gee: yeah, how are alive again?
I'll continue this chat. Hope you enjoyed!! 😉💖
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