Hope you'll enjoy! ⚡⚡Chat names:
Red Queen's:
Mare: lightning_queen
Cal: prince_cal_ore
(Diana) Farley: scarlet_di
Maven: king_in_flames
Kilorn: fish_boy1
Evangeline: iron_heartHarry Potter's:
Harry: the_chosen1
Hermione: Hogwarts_a_history
Ron: the_redhead______________________________________
Lightning_queen: Cal
Lightning_queen: Cal!!!
Lightning_queen: Cal answer me!
Fish_boy: your highness, will you reply to the girl!! She's spamming my phone
Scarlet_di: just do it
Lightning_queen: Tiberias Calore you pick up your damn phone right now!!!!
King_in_flames: geez, I wonder why Cal isn't answering you?
Prince_cal_ore: I'm here! Mavey took my cellphone...
Prince_cal_ore: and don't call me Tiberias.
The_redhead: who are you guys? This is Harry Potter's group chat. And your name is Tiberias? What was wrong with your parents?!
Iron_heart: you really wanna know? Your phone will be buzzing all night.
The_redhead: ?
Prince_cal_ore: my parents weren't that bad, Evangeline.
Prince_cal_ore: at least they didn't force me to marry someone I don't want to.
Scarlet_di: really?
King_in_flames: you've been engaged!
Fish_boy1: you're one to talk. You've been betrothed to three different people!!
Hogwarts_a_history: it's awful that they forced you to marry someone!
Hogwarts_a_history: I am Hermione by the way, and the_redhead is Ron. The third one is Harry.
The_redhead: three girls?! Bloody hell, it took me forever to get one....
The_chosen1: how do you get engaged with three women?
King_in_flames: well, the first one we threaten with hers and her family's deaths. The second was a power hungry bitch, so she kind of wanted to marry me to become queen. The third was to form an alliance between Norta and the Lakelands.
The_chosen1: damn, it's dark....
Hogwarts_a_history: language boys! And those are wrong, I feel sorry for the girl you threaten....
Lightning_queen: thank you. But I need your knife.
Hogwarts_a_history: I don't have a knife, I have a wand...
Lightning_queen: well, there are a few ways to kill with a stick... Or do you just stuck it in someone's eye?
Scarlet_di: no Mare, she does magic, she's a witch.
Lightning_queen: so... she makes it fly to someone's eye?
Prince_cal_ore: by my colours, she doesn't stick it in anyone's eye! She casts spells.
Fish_boy1: so you say some jumbled words and the wand do some thingy?
The_chosen1: it's a bit more complicated than that, but yes. Although, you need to be born a wizard.
Fish_boy1: why can't you just learn to do things!! Why do you have to be born with everything?!!
Iron_heart: stop whining, a gun can probably kill better than a stick.
The_redhead: there is a killing curse, Avada Kedavra...
Hogwarts_a_history: but it's forbidden Ron! It lands you life imprisonment
Scarlet_di: you get imprisoned for murder?
Iron_heart: it's forbidden to kill?!!!
Lightning_queen: no one can imprison me. He'll be dead before he gets the chance.
King_in_flames: that's the attitude! Though, I'm still gonna try to kill you...
The_readhead: you murdered somebody?!
Hogwarts_a_history: you actually killed?
Fish_boy1: wait, how old are you?
Hogwarts_a_history: we are seventeen.
Iron_heart: so you're practically babies.
Prince_cal_ore: you're not missing out on much, killing isn't fun.
Lightning_queen: killing queen Elara was actually fun.
Prince_cal_ore: which reminds me, we agreed that when the time comes, we'll flip a coin...
Lightning_queen: oh don't you start!!
Prince_cal_ore: you know what? Let's go take a nice run at the forest, and talk, okay?
Lightning_queen: at yours in ten.
Scarlet_di: oh my god....
Iron_heart: I'm proud of what I did.
Fish_boy1: what do you mean?
It was fun to write! There's going to be a part 2. Tell me if you liked it!😅
Anyway, I'm going on a vacation, so there will probably fewer updates during the next week.
Do you want a part 2 to this or Red Queen?
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