Red Queen One-Shots

Little Laughs 10

Hope you'll enjoy!😊

Mare: it's kind of cold outside...

Mare: do you wanna hold hands?

Cal: *smiling* sure.

Farley: it's fucking summer.

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Farley: I think it's time we have the talk.

Farley: Shade, tell Clara about the birds and the bees.

Shade: *to Clara* they are disappearing at an alarming rate.

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Maven: if you're gonna try to roast me, tell me something I've never heard before.

Mare: you're pretty.

Maven: *blushing* was that supposed to insult me?

Mare: you asked me to tell you something you've never heard before.

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Kilorn: what would you say if I told you I was in love with you?

Mare: that you have bad taste.

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Cal: I'm in love with you.

Mare: that's unfortunate...

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Cal: don't die!

Mare: don't tell me what to do you little shit.

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Cal: oh my god, I'm such an idiot.

Evangeline: no arguments there.

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Mare: how could I ever love the person that betrayed me?!

Cal: we were playing monopoly!

Mare: unforgivable!

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Kilorn: How is it I've never seen Mare before?

Shade: she is pretty short. Very easy to miss.

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Mare: I don't know how I keep messing things up.

Shade: me too. Honestly, I'm kind of impressed.

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Cal: *does something hot*

Mare: *under her breath* I'm in love with you.

Cal: what?

Mare: I said I'm selling you to the zoo!

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Farley: why do I get the feeling that you're about to tell me something I really don't want to hear?

Mare: ...experience?

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