I wanted to write something light, one that applies to them.
Hope you'll enjoy 😄😄😊
Mare: stop correcting me!
Cal: stop being wrong!
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Mare: I'm not needy.
Cal: you are the definition of needy.
Cal: remember when you woke me up at 3 am to make sure you're still my girlfriend?
Mare:
Cal: I slept in the same bed with you!
Mare: slept? We're not together anymore?
Cal: by my colours, what is wrong with you?!
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Cal: what's the plan?
Mare: don't die.
Maven, Cameron, Farley, Kilorn, plenty silvers and reds: shit.
Mare: this is our plan. The rest of you are very welcome to die.
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Cal: why is there blood everywhere?
Farley: I may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
Cal: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!
Mare: no, she aggressively poked them with a knife.
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Cal: how do you want your coffee?
Mare: as black and bitter as my evil soul.
Cal: okay.
Cal, handing her a vanilla milkshake: there you go (:
Mare: listen-
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Cal: you have feelings for me?
Mare: yeah, but it kinda ruins the whole heartless badass vibe, so I don't know.
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Mare: that's just a suggestion, like how they tell you to drink eight cups of water a month.
Cal: a day.
Mare: Cal, now's not the time for jokes.
Cal: if I wasn't worried enough about your mental health, now I'm worried about your physical health as well.
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Mare: my sarcasm has reached a dangerous level when even I am not sure if I'm kidding or not.
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Cal: since I'm going to be gone for a while, I've left a complementary bowl of advice.
Farley: this just says "Mare, don't to it"
Cal: that applies to everything.
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Cal: you're violent.
Mare: yeah but I'm short so it's adorable.
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Red Queen One-Shots
FanfictionRed Queen series funny one -shots *Disclaimer, I do not own any of the characters, all rights go to Victoria Aveyard!
