Red Queen One-Shots

Love😍

Shade: I love you Farley.

Farley: I love you too.
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Kilorn: I love you Cameron.

Cameron: same. Though this isn't a healthy relationship.

Kilorn: really cam? Is it that hard for you to be fluffy for once?

Cameron: Victoria wrote me as a badass character with difficulty at feelings.

Cameron: not everyone is perfect Kilorn.

Kilorn: you're getting there!

Cameron: you idiot.

Kilorn:

Cameron:

Kilorn: would a tuna sandwich be nice?
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Maven: I love you Mare.

Mare: you betrayed me and tortured me and my brother is dead because of you asshole!

Maven: but do you love me?

Mare:

Maven:

Mare: I slept with your brother.

Maven:

*Some time later*

Maven: *trying and failing to kill Cal*

Maven: *setting a lot of things on fire*

Maven: *kills inoccents*

Mare:  how can I love you when you do these things!?!

Maven: but do you love me?!

Mare: *kills Maven with the envelope opener*

Mare: is that a good answer you maniac?
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Cal: I love you more than anything else in this world.

Mare: I love you.

The Red Queen fandom after Cal's betrayal: you should be happy you're a fictional character cause otherwise you would've been awfully tortured and killed!!!

Also the Red Queen fandom: Cal please come back? Please Victoria?

Red Queen fandom meanwhile: *writing different endings fanfics to King's Cage and War Storm*
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Kilorn: I have feelings for you Mare.

Mare: what the hell is wrong with you?!

Kilorn: what....

Mare: I already have murderous king and a hot ex-prince after me. Do you really want to join the gang?

Kilorn: fine, I'm off.

Mare: good.

Kilorn:

Mare:

Kilorn:

Kilorn: but can I come with you to the stupidly dangerous mission?

Mare: *facepalm*