Red Queen One-Shots

Little Laughs 6

Hope you'll enjoy!😃

Mare: how dare you blame me?!

Farley: it's your fault.

Mare: do you understand what you're accusing me of?

Farley: yes. Because it's your fault.

Mare:

Farley: you did it. So I blame you.

***

Cal: what's it like to work with the Scarlet Guard?

Farley: imagine working with completly civilized, well behaving people.

Cal: okay.

Farley: nothing like that.

***

What would it be like if that was how the fight on the jet went:

Mare: do you know what this is like to me?

Cal: no because you never speak about it.

Mare:

Cal: and you close everyone off.

Cal: you need to open up to people more.

Mare:

Cal:

Mare:

Cal: do you want a hug?

***

Kilorn: are you aware that this is harmful for the environment?

Mare: *starting an engine* right now I don't care.

Kilorn: but isn't this the least we could do for nature?

Mare: I'm part of the environment. I'm a magnificent flower of nature. And I'd rather not being arrested and killed.

***

Cameron: how does she know?

Kilorn: knows what?

Cameron: how is this possible?

Kilorn: what doesn't seem possible?

Cameron: this is amazing.

Kilorn: what?!

Cameron: how does she know exactly how to make me livid?

Kilorn: *sighs*

***

Mare: I'm small, inexperienced, but I'm still not gonna listen to you.

***

Cal: I'm not boring!

Cameron: you are.

Cal: no, I'm not!

Cameron: You're right, you're not boring.

Cal:

Cameron: you're just stupid.

***

Mare: Cal.

Mare: Cal?

Mare: Cal?!

Cal: what?

Mare: Cal!

Cal: what do you want?

Mare: Cal.

Cal: *groans* what?!

Mare: *smiling* I'm bored.

Cal: if your smile wasn't so cute, I would've pushed you off the couch.

***

Kilorn: Farley, did you know people are scared of me?

Farley: they're terrified of your stupidity. They don't want that to pass to themselves.

***

Cal: I hate you.

Mare:

Mare:

Cal: I'm so sorry, it was a dare.

Mare: yes, I know...

Mare: because I was reading, in the same room.

I have a few updates coming up, so keep an eye out!😊