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{Kentucky Fried Cock} Kelby x Female! Flirty! Reader

Requested by ShowtimeKaylee

HEY! I hope this title doesn't affect any of you at all! It probably will-

I feel like I haven't written about Kelby specifically in a while, even tho it really wasn't long ago when I last wrote about him lol, like what am I on about- (isolation really got me losing my sanity) I hope you guys are having some tolerable isolations!

Kelby will be a hybrid! Enjoy~

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[Kelby's POV]

"A party?" I asked as Eli handed me the invite.

"Yeah! At my place!" Eli said.

"Eli, we all live in the same house." Anon said. "Dummy."

"Don't call me a dummy!" Eli said. "If you had more than two brain cells, you'd know that Dmitri and William are going away this weekend for some sorta 'business meeting', but we all know why they're really going..."

"...For a business meeting?" Garret asked. Eli had everyone except William and Dmitri huddled in his bedroom.

"Well, I think all of us but Garret know what's really going on!" Eli said. "But anyway, let's go fucking crazy!"

"What makes you think that certain people won't snitch?" Volks asked, looking back at Stirling, Myx, and Ichiban.

"Ichiban won't snitch because there'll be cake there." Eli said. "Stirling won't snitch because there'll be wine there. And Myx won't snitch because he'll feel bad if he does."

"No I won't!" Myx said.

"Then I will make you." Eli said in a menacing tone. Myx's eyes widened and he backed off, leaning against Stirling for support.

"Yes, those are all valid reasons for no snitching." Stirling said. "But who else is coming?"

"It will be us and some other friends." Eli said, winking at (Y/N).

"When do you want me to message them?" (Y/N) asked.

"Right now please. Can you ask Reece if he'll show up in nothing but boxers again?" Eli asked. (Y/N) just rolled her eyes and started dialing numbers into her phone. "William and Dmitri will be spending the weekend in the next city over! We have the whole house to ourselves for, like, two days! We'll get pizza, drinks, and a ton of different drinks! We can do backflips off the banister!"

"Um, that doesn't sound very safe..." Nimh said.

"Fine. Off the coffee table then!" Eli said. "William and Dmitri are leaving tomorrow! Let's get things ready!"

"Eli, it's like midnight." Ichiban said with a yawn.

"Okay. Then they leave today and we prepare for the party tonight!" Eli said. We all tiredly fist-bumped the air, Eli seeming like the only enthusiastic one.

-Timeskip brought to you by: My Hero Academia openings, which I am listening to while I write this, they're some good shit-

We waved goodbye to Dmitri and William, who drove off in their car. "Remember, there's leftovers in the fridge! You guys know how to order pizza, right?" William asked genuinely, poking his head out the window.

"We aren't THAT dumb, William!" Ichiban said. He leaned over to Anon and whispered. "...Are we?" 

"We'll be fine." Stirling said. "Have a good time, you two!" They drove down the road, around a corner, and they were gone. Eli quickly ran into the house and picked up his phone, calling several fast food places.