Ichiban enters his house with Garret and Anon.
Ichiban: Welcome to my house.
Ichiban, pointing to chairs: As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers.
Garret: This isn't really tilted or a tower-
Ichiban: Well you see, it's a gamer pad.
Ichiban: Not many girls come in here cuz I get friendzoned so frequently.
Ichiban: But that's okay!
Garret: I'd like to be in the friendzone! I'd like friends!
Ichiban: It's not as pleasant as you'd think.
Ichiban: They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item.
Anon: *bursts out laughing*
Ichiban: Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women.
Ichiban: But unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.
Garret: Well I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!
Ichiban: ...That just makes you a beta cuck.
Anon: *F U C K I N G W H E E Z E S*
Ichiban: That's the difference between you and I, Garret.
Ichiban, through laughter: I-I'm an a-alpha...alpha gamer...
Anon: *Is dying*
Garret: *is also dying of laughter*
Ichiban: A-Anyways...where we droppin' boys!?
Anon: aaAHHHAHA-
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FanfictionOkie, so I recently discovered Blush Blush and I've decided to make a one shot book because why the heck not!? Also, I'd like these oneshots to be exclusively X Readers, but I'll be happy to do ships. ALL BOYS ARE WELCOME, INCLUDING PHONE FLINGS!
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