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Ah shit here we go again-
Ichiban: Bruh, I'm d e a d a s s hungry right now.
*calls pizza place*
Eli: Ya pizza what you want?
Ichiban: Lemme get uhh....
Ichiban: A B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A ...with a two liter coke.
Eli: Fuck kinda pizza? And, two liter machine broke. We got one liter tho
Ichiban: Fuck you mean B? Ight, lemme get that pizza B O N E L E S S
Eli: Uh pizza don't got bone on it
Ichiban: The fuck did I just say then?
Eli: You said 'lemme get it B O N E L E S S', like pizza got a damn bone in it
Ichiban: Y'all got bones in your shit then
Eli: Nah
Ichiban: So what's the problem
Eli: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.
Ichiban: Just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times do I gotta say it?
Eli: Bruh, just explain to me how the fuck a pizza can be boneless
Ichiban: If it don't got bone in it, it's B O N E L E S S
Eli: Son, what school you go to?
Ichiban: Dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit B O N E L E S S. D E A D A S S.
Eli: I'm deadass not making this pizza.
I need to be working on my fanfics...
-the2tailedfoxy
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FanfictionOkie, so I recently discovered Blush Blush and I've decided to make a one shot book because why the heck not!? Also, I'd like these oneshots to be exclusively X Readers, but I'll be happy to do ships. ALL BOYS ARE WELCOME, INCLUDING PHONE FLINGS!
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