Spooder-Man created group chat
Spooder-Man added: Tin Can, Hammer Guy, Mama Spooder, Katniss, Birdbrain, Dinner Plate, Metal Legs, Furry, Queen, Witch, The Vision, Metal Arm, God of Mischief, Green Giant and Small Dude.
Tin Can: I don't like my name. Peter please change it.
Spooder-Man: No can do Tin Can
Hammer Guy: WHAT IS THIS? WHY IS THERE WRITING ON THIS DEVICE?
Furry: Who is everyone?
Tin Can: Tony.
Hammer Guy: IT IS I, THOR, SON OF ODIN.
Spooder-Man: Peter
Mama Spooder: Natasha
Katniss: Clint. Pete please change my name. I'll do anything!
Spooder-Man: Anything?
Katniss: Yes
Spooder-Man: I want to be on your team for all future Prank Wars
Katniss: Deal
Spooder-Man changed Katniss' name to CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS: Clint
Birdbrain: Sam
Dinner Plate: Steve
Metal Legs: Rhodey
Furry: I am T'Challa
Queen: Shuri
Witch: Wanda
The Vision: Vision
Metal Arm: Bucky
God of Mischief: Do I really need to tell you who I am?
Smol Dood: Scott!
Green Giant: Bruce.
Tin Can: Now that we know who everyone is, Peter why aren't you paying attention in class?
Spooder-Man: Cos I already know everything and I'm bored
Tin Can: What are you learning?
Spooder-Man: We are apparently supposed to be learning Russian becoz there is a new student coming to the school and we need to learn Russian becoz they are Russian but I already know Russian thanks to Mama Pauk and Dyadya Baki
Smol Dood: Wot dose Mama Pauk and Dyadya Baki meen?
Spooder-Man: Mama Pauk is Mama Spider and Dyadya Baki means Uncle Bucky
Dinner Plate: Scott, please spell properly and use proper punctuation.
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS: I thought you were Captain America, not Captain Punctuation
Birdbrain: Also he's Captain Language
Dinner Plate: It just slipped out!
Queen: How did you take down Captain America?
Dinner Plate: What?
Spooder-Man: Ve shot him in ze legz becuaze hiz shield iz de size of a dinner plate and he iz an idiot.
Queen: That vine is a classic
Spooder-Man changed Dinner Plate's name to Captain Punctuation
Captain Punctuation: Hey! Bucky, can you tell them to stop? Please!
Metal Arm: Sorry Stevie, no can do
Lmao hope you enjoyed this, I probably forgot people so please tell me who I missed!
—Penguin
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