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"So how long have you two been dating?" Clint asked

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"So how long have you two been dating?"
Clint asked.

"Three months."
Steve answered.

"Ok, have you been with men before?"

"No."

"Wouldn't you like to know."

Tony looked thoughtful when they answered the question.

"Steve, did you sleep with my father?"

"Tony no. I didn't sleep with your father."

"Uh huh."
Tony left the room to go to his lab.

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It was the weekly movie marathon and Steve stood up to get more popcorn for him and Bucky.

Tony followed him into the kitchen.

"For the last time, Tony, I did not sleep with your father. Bucky, please tell him."
Steve said when him and Tony walked out of the kitchen.

"Steve did not sleep with your father."
Bucky took the bowl of popcorn and put a handful into his mouth.

"Told you."
Steve said.

"But I did."
Bucky finished.

Everyone just stared at him.

"WHAT THE FU-"









Hope you enjoyed it.

—Penguin🐧

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