Avengers One Shots (COMPLETED)

"What's up, Uncle Thor."

Hehe. So, Peter is Bucky's kid and they live in the tower with the rest of them. They all know that one of the Norse gods has a child but they don't know who.

"Papa, can my friends Ned and MJ come round later?"
Peter asked in Spanish.

"Yeah. I'm on a mission tonight so if you get a nightmare go to Steve. Ok baby?"

"Ok Papa. When will you be leaving?"

"At five."

'That's an hour away.'
Peter thought.

"Ok Papa."

Peter started messaging his friends on their group chat.

Trees don't taste nice

Petey: My dad said that you guys can come over

Neddy: Ok. What should we say at the reception.

MJ: K

Petey: I'll meet you guys down there.

Thor and Loki walked into the room where Bucky and Peter were lying on the sofas.

"Ah hello Soldier of Winter, Man of Spiders."
Thor said.

"Hey Thor, Loki. My friends are coming through later."

"That is very nice young sir. We shall be in the food room!"
Thor and Loki left.

Trees don't taste nice

Neddy: We r here

Petey: Ok I'm just coming down

MJ: Hurry, I want food

Petey: I'm going into the lift right now.

"Papa my friends are here. Try not to embarrass me please."

"I'll try not too. But I'm sure they'll love your baby photos."
Bucky teased.

Peter stuck his tongue out and Bucky flipped him off.

Peter stepped into the lift and pressed the button for the reception area.

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"Is he coming or not?"
Ned asked.

"I don't know."
MJ said, to engrossed in the book that she was reading on her phone because she wasn't allowed any more books.

The lift beeped and Peter stepped out.

"Oh my Loki, finally. I was so close to hitting Ned on the back of his head."
MJ complained.

"Hey!"

"Come on. Papa leaves in an hour for a mission so that means we can have so much sugar."

Papa: Not a lot of sugar, baby

"How the fuck?"
Peter asked himself.

"What?"

"Papa just messaged me saying 'not a lot of sugar baby' and I have no idea how he heard me."

"He's a super solider dummy."
MJ said.

The lift dinged again and they stepped out into the living room.

"Papa, how could you hear me?"
Peter asked in German, the only languages that MJ doesn't know. Yet.

"Super hearing baby."
Bucky answered.

"Ok. We are going to get food then we'll be up in my room if you need me."

"Have fun and remember what I said earlier on."

"Ok Papa."

"Come on, let's get some food."
Peter said in English this time.

They entered the kitchen where Thor was trying to toast a PopTart with Mjolnir and Loki was rolling his eyes in the corner.

"What's up Uncle Thor?"
MJ said.

"Ah, my favourite niece! Brother, your daughter is here."

"Yes Thor I can see. Come here Michelle."
Loki opened his arms and MJ gave him a hug.

'What the fuck?'
Peter and Ned thought.

Yo what's up fuckers. For some reason I was reading through my earlier one shots and when I got to the A/Ns at the end of the one shot, I was using different words instead of swears and now they are full of swears.

And me and my dad were going through this box that we found and he was a scarily good drawer. We also found his tattoo template. He's got this really cool back tattoo that covers his whole back but it isn't finished yet and when I'm older I'm wanting a tattoo that is exactly like his.

—Penguin🐧