Avengers One Shots (COMPLETED)

Spideypool

Endgame spoilers and IW. Also Wade is in this so the fourth wall is fucked, that's also why there's Endgame and IW spoilers.

"FRI, how many are there?"
Tony asked.

"There is around 100, 000 aliens Boss. I suggest that you all find a safe house that S.H.I.E.L.D does not know about as the aliens have hacked into the database."
FRIDAY said.

"Shit!"
Tony said.

"Language!"
Natasha shouted.

"FRI says that we need to fall back. There's no way that we can fight all of these motherfuckers just with us five!"
Tony shouted.

"But where? They hacked into the database!"
Steve said, throwing his shield and cutting several aliens heads off.

"We can't go to my farm!"
Clint shouted.

"I know somewhere."
Peter said.

"Then get us to there kid, there's no time to waste! Everyone get to the jet!"
Tony shouted and everyone ran to the jet.

Peter put in some co-ordinates and put the jet on autopilot.

"We'll be there in a few hours. I suggest that you guys rest."
Peter said, lying down.

~~~

Peter woke up just before the jet arrived to the location.

"What is the name of the person who threw the frisbee onto the road?"
An unknown person said.

"Richard."
Peter said.

"Correct."
The person said.

"Who or what was that?"
Clint asked.

"My AI. He guards the entire area."
Peter said, taking the jet off of autopilot and landing it in a small clearing in the woods.

"Where are we?"
Steve asked.

"A place in America."
Peter said.

The five off them walked towards a wooden cabin.

A little girl ran out the cabin towards Peter.

"Dad!"
She shouted and Peter picked her up and hugged her tightly.

"Hey Vanessa. Did you miss me?"
Peter asked, unwrapping his arms from around his daughter. (No matter how I word that it still sounds wrong to me)

"I did Dad. Papa let us eat loads of junk food though!"

"Of course he did."
Peter mumbled.

"Ness, what have I told you about running out of the house!"
A male shouted from inside.

"Sorry Papa!"
Vanessa shouted back.

The others were so confused. Who were these people?

"If you don't come back in, I'll phone Dad!"
The man threatened.

"You don't need to Papa!"
Vanessa shouted.

A man stepped out of the house.

"Baby boy!"
The man shouted and kissed Peter.

"Hey babe."
Peter said.

"Where's James?"
Peter asked.

"He's sleeping."
The man said.

"What's happening?"
Clint asked.

"This is my husband Wade, this is our six year old daughter Vanessa and we also have a one year old son called James."
Peter said.