One shots about the Avengers.
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After the first episode of Keeping Up With The Avengers aired, Peter started getting more popular at school.
Well, by more popular, Flash paid more attention to him.
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"So, you're Tony Starks intern then." Flash said.
"Uh yeah. I was just a random intern and there was a quiz and whoever got the highest score would be the intern and I got full marks." Peter said.
"Uh huh. You sure you didn't suck him off?"
"I didn't Flash. He has a wife."
"But still. Did you fuck his wife?"
"Flash no! I didn't sleep with Mr Stark or Mrs Potts-Stark."
"So did you sleep with any of the other Avengers then? Bet you got fucked by them."
"I didn't Flash. Just leave me alone."
"No. Did you fuck any of them?"
"No." Peter sighed.
"Please just leave me alone."
"I'll find out how you got that internship Penis." Flash stalked away with a scowl on his face.
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"Hi, I'm Peter Parker, Tony Starks intern and this is the second episode of Keeping Up With The Avengers. Are you sure you want to keep the name?"
"Yes. Now you can go." Louisa Strong said.
Peter left the room.
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There was a big crash and a shout of 'wasn't me!'.
"Oh no." Peter mumbled.
"Anthony Edward Stark!" Was heard.
"It wasn't me!"
Peter looked to the camera that was in the corner.
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"I think Wanda and Vision are in a relationship." Steve said when he was in the camera.
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Wanda and Vision were cuddled on the armchair in the living area when Steve walked in.
"Are you guys in a relationship?" Steve asked.
"Steve, how dumb are you?" Wanda asked.
"Well Captain Rogers, me and Wanda have been in a relationship for approximately four months, one week and six days." Vision said.
Steve stared at them.
"Seriously Rogers, how can you not have known?" Clint asked from the vents.
"I don't know!"
"You're getting old!" Bucky shouted from the kitchen.
"You're older!"
"Aye by a fucking day!" Bucky shouted.
"Language." Clint said.
"I give up." Steve said and left the room.
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"I don't know how he didn't know we're in a relationship, we didn't keep it secret from the team." Wanda said when she was sitting in the chair.
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"I think T'Challa likes cats. He dresses up as a cat so he must like cats." Sam said.
"I don't like cats."
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"Yes I like cats. And no Parker, I am not a furry!"
"Aww. You're no fun!" Peter shouted from the vents.
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"Have you ever bugged anyone on the team?" Louisa asked.
"Yes."
"Who?"
"All of them."
"How many bugs have you put on them?"
"Steve and Peter have about twenty bugs on them and ten in their rooms and everyone else has ten on them and none in their room."
"Why did you put so many bugs on Captain America and Mr Parker?"
"They need protection."
"Why?"
"Steve is stupid and Peter is like Steve."
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"How many pranks have you pulled on King T'Challa?" Louisa asked Shuri.
"Oh so many. I cannot keep count of how many pranks I've pulled on him."
"What is your favourite prank?"
"Well it's not really a prank but I made him a new suit and I told him to kick it and he did and it flew half way cross my lab and I told him off but when I put it back and I told him go kick it again in the same exact spot, he was the one to fly half way cross my lab!"
"That sounded like a good prank."
"It wasn't the best but it was my favourite."
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"So where is Spider-Man?" Louisa asked Tony.
"Well Spidey doesn't live in the tower with us because he has a family."
"But Mr Barton and Mr Lang have families yet they're still here."
"Yes but Clint has a wife to look after his kids and Lang has an ex-wife who is looking after his daughter. Spidey doesn't have a partner to look after his children." Tony quickly lied.
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"Hey Pete. I had to lie to the camera crew to tell them why Spidey isn't living in the tower and I told them you have a kid and no one to look after them."
"Why Mr Stark?"
"I'm sorry!"
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"Dr Banner, can you tell us a little bit about the Hulk?"
"Eh well, he's um he's green?" Bruce said hesitantly.
"Ok, well thank you Dr Banner. You can go." Bruce sighed in relief and ran from the room.
Yes there will be a part three and maybe even a part four.
Also I made myself into the Winter Soldier. I look like a fucking panda.
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So there's my attempt at being the Winter Soldier.
