Peter made a speedy recovery and was starting to annoy everyone with his vines, memes and Gen Z humour. And he got Shuri involved. That was a bad idea.
"This is how I enter my house. What's up fuckers!"
"Why do you have my phone?!"
Shuri shouted.
"Cos fuck you that's why."
(Incase you couldn't tell, that's one of my favourite vines)
The teens started cackling and everyone who was in the kitchen left. A tired May Parker walked into the room.
"Pete honey, please stop with all these references. It's too early."
"Ok May. Only because you're my favourite aunt."
"I'm your only aunt, Peter."
"You never know."
Peter said before flipping onto the roof, taking Shuri up with him and crawling away.
"I'm never going to understand him."
May said before making a cup of coffee.
***
Tony was in his lab working on an update for Peter's suit. One that has a tracker that will still send transmissions even if there isn't any internet or WiFi connections. (Idk)
The Monster Inc theme started playing before it went extremely loud. A sound that is too loud that you shouldn't wear headphones whilst listening to it for research for this damn motherfucking book. (I'm pretty sure I lost hearing in my left ear oh well 🙃(never liked my left ear anyway))(fourth wall who?)
Tony fell out of his chair and nearly decapitated himself with the laser saw thingy. (use your imagination)
"PETER! SHURI!"
Tony bellowed. (That's a funny word)
The teens ran from the vent that they were hiding in.
***
The adults assembled (hehe) in the common room.
"Those two are killing me!"
Clint shouted. (I giggled for no reason. I think someone's gonna die)
"They don't know how to stop."
Scott whispered.
"I think I'm going crazy! And I've got a newborn kid!"
Clint shouted.
"Ok T'Challa take Shuri home. Please. For the sake of humanity!"
Tony said.
"I will Stark. I will."
~~~~~~
"Bye 🅱️eter. I'm gonna miss you."
Shuri cried.
"Bye Ri-Ri, I'm gonna miss you too."
Peter bawled.
Shuri left and humanity was saved by the Avengers.
I'm bored. And in case you couldn't tell, I really didn't try with this chapter lmao.
—Penguin🐧
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