Insane- A villain that can change (villain Deku/Dadzawa [BNHA]

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(Third person)

Midoriya had been given a bath by two of his classmates. Don't worry, he wore his boxers. They were out in the lounge room.
'Deku, stop moving! Let me dry your hair!' Katsuki snapped.
'I missed the part where the soba was added...' todoroki mentioned.

'What soba?! Who the fuck puts soba in a bath?!' Katsuki yelled.
'Kacchaannnn... why are your eyes so red...' Midoriya tilt his head to the side, then grabbed Katsuki's cheeks and pulled on them. Katsuki grabbed Midoriyas hands and sat them down.

'Well, I assumed because he almost managed to drown himself that he was waiting for the soba?' Todoroki thought.
'What kind of fucking logic is that?!' Katsuki screamed.
Midoriya grabbed Katsuki's cheeks again.

'Stay still shitty Deku!' He snapped.
He began blow drying Midoriyas hair.
'Ah! Hot!' Midoriya put his hands over his face.
'Then why does he taste like soba?' Todoroki asked.
'How the hell do you know how he tastes? Did you eat his hair or some shit?' Katsuki questioned.

'Why would someone eat hair? That's stupid.' Todoroki said.
'No shit!' Katsuki snapped.
'I wonder if his hair tastes like soba too...' todoroki mumbled.
'Aaaa! Don't eat my hair!' Midoriya shrieked.

Midoriya flopped onto the couch, he looked dazed. Katsuki sat by Midoriyas head, and todoroki sat on the floor.
'Aizawa sensei is getting some medicine and stuff for soup...' Katsuki said.
'Kacchan... I want mummy's soup....' Midoriya said quietly.

Todoroki made a sympathetic look and hugged Midoriya. Katsuki stroked his fluffy hair.
'Sorry...' Katsuki said quietly.
Midoriya closed his teary eyes and sniffed.
'Kuro makes yummy okayu.. tastes like mum's..' Midoriya mumbled.

'Kuro? Who's that?' Katsuki asked.
'Kurogiri...' Midoriya mumbled.
'Yeah, that doesn't ring any bells.' Katsuki sighed.
'Duh... he's from the league..' Midoriya yawned. He took todorokis hand from his ice side, then placed it on his head. He held it there with a little grin.

'Hes burning up..' todoroki mentioned.
'Aizawa sensei should be back soon...' Katsuki said.
Aizawa walked through the broken door.
'I'm back..' he smiled.

'About time!' Katsuki snapped.
He got up and walked over to Aizawa, then took the bags from him and walked into the kitchen.
'I'm borrowing your kitchen.' Katsuki stated.
'Pork cutlet?!' Midoriya yelled as he sat up fast.
'Aaaa- everythings spinning again...'

'Lay down idiot!' Katsuki yelled. 
Midoriya glanced at Katsuki.
'You lay down!' Midoriya said.
'Izuku... let's put on a movie yeah?' Todoroki smiled.
Midoriya looked at Todoroki and nodded with a smile.

Todoroki put on a movie, while Aizawa carried a new door out of his garage and started screwing it in. Midoriya sniffed, then glanced at the cupboard. He stood up and started walked over to it, then opened it.

'Daaaaaad!' Midoriya yelled.
'Me?' Aizawa called from the door.
Midoriya closed the doors then glanced at Aizawa.
'Where are the tissues...' Midoriya asked.

'Umm... I'll go get them..' Aizawa walked off with a little grin.
Katsuki grabbed Midoriya by the collar and threw him onto the couch.
'Rest you little shit! You're not missing the sports festival!' Katsuki snapped.

'I'm not missing the sports festival Kacchan! Because I'm going to fucking beat you!' Midoriya declared.
'See how messed his head gets when he's sick half and half? It's like he's dying!' Katsuki smirked.

'I don't know, he sounds fine to me...' todoroki smirked.
'I'll beat you like I beat todorokis shitty father!' Midoriya grinned and held up his thumb.
'What?! Fucking say that to my face little fucker!'