Family - Reader/Lena Luthor

Support Group

Prompt by: Janafo28

You and Alex were competitive. It was honestly quite ridiculous what the two of you were even competitive about.

"I get your point but can you fuck Lena while practicing Tai Chi moves?"

Alex asks.

"Pft! Can you fuck Kelly while running 45 MPH?"

"The fuck? That's impossible! Why would I?"

"Exactly my point, Alex!"

Lena and Kelly are both just starring at the two of you. Not quite believing that they had gotten married to you and Alex.

"Is there a...wives-with-aggravating-egos support group? I mean, I really want to join right now. This instant."

Lena sighs and shakes her head

"We would've met a lot sooner, Kelly."