In another world as my waifu #2: DDD GIFT

Chapter 89: Like a feather! Sam's moment!

'BEEP. Bathroom teleports are prohibited under the oath a certain someone took. It can and it shall be considered as a form of escaping the confrontation against the Emissary. A bucket has been provided out of the eternal mercy of your best heroine. Praise me. That is all. Enjoy the authentic dungeon experience. BEEP.'

I am totally not dying inside after hearing this emotionless pre-recorded message from Nerinne about teleports to the bathroom being prohibited because of the oath I took...

I know I said it would come bite me in my plump, sexy, besto waifu ass...but still!!

Not this way! Yes, I said 'escape the confrontation against the Emissary in any way...' but come on!!

And you apparently already knew about this, right?!

The heck?! Why didn't you tell me?! I thought we were friends!

Fine! I'll just have to hold it in until I can get some alone time and I'll make a bathroom here!!

Now I will stop thinking about it because if not it will be more difficult for me and I think I'm not ready for that kind of fanservice and humiliation tag! I don't want that kind of awakening! And you! That weeb over there! Stop panting! It won't happen!

NOO! STOOOOOP SAYING THINGS ABOUT GOING TO THE BATHROOM! AHHHH!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! LALALALALA NOT LISTENING TO YOU!!

"Will she be alright? Going alone might be too much, even for one of your subordinates."

"...! But of course, Viera. After all, she is one of my precious scouts. Think of this as her simply scouting ahead for us."

Good, talk to me Viera! Keep me distracted from that golden thirsty weeb over there! They are so scary!! And, yeah, it is kind of Sam's job to scout ahead, now that I think about it, so there's that too!

"It normally would take us half a day to traverse...*clik*...it successfully, so now I am...*clik*...curious about how long it will take...*clik*...Sam to do so alone. There are traps...*clik*...she will have to deal with too...*clik*...so that can add more time too."

"If I may hazard a guess, it will probably still take Sam much less than that. Traps or not. Given that whenever she challenges herself, she goes above and beyond of whatever expectation she has set on herself. And her eyes showed that she truly desired to beat this ancient maze."

"Yes...*clik*...with what I've seen...*clik*...I have no problem believing you, Erica."

Heh, you can almost sense Ragna's commonsense numbers going down even more...sorry!

"Hmm. She probably wants to redeem herself from her defeat at the hands of little Ilya. Since she ended up falling on one of her own traps and all."

"Ha! Yeah, that sounds more like that try-hard Sam!"

Dang! No mercy coming from Max and Evangeline!

"You guys..."

Even Erica thinks that to be true since she is clearly trying to hide her smile while reproaching them.

"Well, I'm sure she will have fun! Oh, I can't wait for my turn!"

"Mhm. Me too!"

"I wouldn't be against it too...as part of a Knight's duty of course! But still...is it too crass of me? Awawawa..."

"..."

Viera totally has 'These maids are not normal. There is no way this is the manner to tackle a dungeon!' written all over her face right now! And well, listening to Maevis, Gail, and even Kara, that is understandable!