Chapter 111: Maid vs Master! A totally mature battle! Totally!

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There was nothing we could do to save ourselves.

Nothing at all.

That was the end.

*GRHGRHGRHGRHGRH*

THEN THE BLOB JUST WENT AND BROUGHT OUT A NASTIER MOUTH INSIDE OF THE ALREADY NASTY ONE!!

WE WERE PRETTY MUCH DONE!!

""KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!""

AND WE COULD ONLY SCREAM AND HUG OURSELVES TIGHTER BEFORE THE END ARRIVED!

AAAAAS IF!!!

I SO WAS NOT GETTING AN 'EATEN BY A BLOB' BAD-END!!

NO SIR!

SO, I CLOSED MY EYES TO STOP THINKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE WERE FALLING FROM A 'NOPE!' KIND OF HEIGHT AND I...

*snap*

*pomf*

...SNAPPED MY FINGERS!! TELEPORTING US TO SOLID GROUND AND RIGHT UNDER THAT FLOOR'S EXIT!! WE LANDED ON MY SOFT YET FIRM ASS!! YES! I KNOW I COULD HAVE JUST TELEPORTED WITHOUT SNAPPING MY FINGERS BUT I WAS SCARED, ALRIGHT?!

And yeah, Lyra was still sleeping soundly on my back despite me and Max screaming our lungs out.

Speaking of screaming...

"KYAAAAAAAAAA!! I DON'T WANT TO GET EATEN BY A BLOB!! I'VE BEEN HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE! BATHING WITH PRETTY GIRLS! EATING WITH PRETTY GIRLS! SERVING AND TEASING A PRETTIER GIRL! BEING A PRETTY GIRL! BEING HAPPY WITH MY SISTERS-IN ARMS!! I DON'T WANT IT TO END LIKE THIS!! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

...Max didn't realize that we were already safe from being eaten and was still screaming while holding tightly to me.

She even screamed quite the honest things about her thoughts on her new life. Things she didn't mentioned last time when we spoke in front of that bonfire and that subject came up.

I, of course, couldn't miss that prompt for telling her that we were safe while teasing the heck out of her.

"Hooh~~, so teasing and serving this prettier girl is a highlight of your new life? Do tell me more."

"THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT MASTER!! DON'T YOU SEE THAT WE ARE...going to fall...into-!"

Pfft...hahaha! She fell completely silent as her eyes went wide and she got off me veeery slowly, even stopping to poke the ground with the point of her foot to see if it wasn't some post-death hallucination or something like that. Then she got off me completely, but she didn't stand up, nope, she was in a crawling position as she hung her head. Probably because her legs were weak.

"..."

"Heh."

"...!!"

She had raised her head slightly as she glanced at me from where she was. And I, in turn, greeted her with a smug smile.

Max immediately crawled up to me and raised her head, revealing an expression that I can only describe as the expression that a certain useless Goddess does when she is about to cry, no not Isharnnat, the fictional water Goddess.

"We were never truly in danger, Max. I simply wished to give you a scare as payback and you played your role perfectly."

I equally teased her and tried to play it cool with those words, trying to hide the fact of me getting scared shitless and actually forgetting about my powers for a moment there...

"Don't try to play it cool when you forgot about your powers because you were so scared!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

...but she saw through me completely and stabbed me with that fact as she repeatedly 'hit' me on my chest. All while crying to the point that 'anime fountain tears' were the perfect description for it.

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