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The Hobbit Characters Play Lego The Hobbit

I read Middle-earth Mayhem pretty recently and in that book, there was a chapter about Fili and Kili playing LEGO The Hobbit. So I decided to do this myself. Thranduil kinda acts like a sassy queen in this so be warned.

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Everyone somehow gathered into one room because today, they were all going to play (or watch others play) LEGO The Hobbit. It was a very good looking game, it's just very unfortunate that we never got to play through Battle of the Five Armies.

They all took turns. First, Bilbo and Thorin grabbed their controllers and began playing. The two chose to play as themselves.

"Why does my hair look like that?" Bilbo asked.

"Ooh, I can't see any white hairs on me... and my sword looks perfect as LEGO. I love this!" Thorin said, before laughing.

"You better not hog the game!" Bofur shouted.

Thorin and Bilbo walked to where Rivendell is in the game. Once they arrived, Thorin began destroying everything he could possibly destroy.

"Stop destroying our home!" Lord Elrond said. "We were nice to you on your stay. Maybe destroy the Woodland Realm." King Thranduil gave Lord Elrond an offended look.

Thorin teleported himself to Mirkwood. It seemed that instead of boring teleportation, you flew the eagles from place to place.

"People are going to think that I can just summon the eagles!" Gandalf complained.

"Wait, you can't just summon them?" Fili asked.

"Of course not, Fili, they're free birds." Kili said.

"They are part of the free peoples of Middle-earth. And they can't carry me everyday... I'm a bit... heavy." Gandalf explained.

Once Thorin was in Mirkwood, he began to destroy stuff for studs. It looked very murky, which is good because that's how Mirkwood actually looked like. Thorin seemed to be having a good time destroying things.

Bilbo was looking at the items inventory and saw a pink vest thing. He put it on. "This doesn't do anything." he muttered. He just decided to transport to Mirkwood to find Thorin.

Instead of an eagle, Bilbo flew on a pig with wings. This caused almost everyone in the room to burst out in laughter. Yes, Bilbo was also laughing.

"I never knew flying pigs were in Middle-earth." Kili said.

"Of course they're not, Kili, they're flying pigs." Fili shot a sassy look to his younger brother.

Thranduil was sitting down, watching Bilbo and Thorin break things in Mirkwood. At least they weren't destroying things in his kingdom.

And next thing you know, Bilbo and Thorin went into Thranduil's LEGO kingdom and destroyed things. "Okay that's enough. Who's turn is it to play?" Thranduil demanded.

"Ours!" Dwalin and Balin said. They took the controllers from Bilbo and Thorin and chose their characters.

"I look like that!?" Balin asked.

"Yeah. And my hammer looks mighty fine." Dwalin answered.

The brothers decided to check out Erebor. The mountain was huge. They tried to go under the mountain, but they couldn't. Dwalin was frustratedly groaning.

"Let's just walk to Dale." Balin said. Dwalin agreed and walked with him all the way to Dale.

Dale looked pretty destroyed. So it was kind of true to the actual Dale.