"Alright, Malfoy we've been through this, sixteen fu-"
"Don't swear," Hermione corrected me.
"Hermione, I am talking to a mirror, if I am going to yell at him in person I might have to swear a bit," I said looking at her.
"No. You don't need to swear alright, just say freaking."
"Are you freaking kidding me right now? You want me to yell at him but using the word freaking? Hermione, that's outrageous," I said looking at her in disbelief.
"Alright. Fine! Run through what you are going to say again," Hermione said giving in.
"Alright, Malfoy we've been through this, sixteen fucking times! She's a mudblood and she gets more pussy in one day then you do in a month. So get mad that her status is worse, but her sex life is that much better."
"You were doing so good until you mentioned sex," Hermione said face palming .
"It's true."
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FanfictionA mix of Hermione Granger, fluff, mad, cute, clingy. A collection of everyone's favorite bookworm. ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛꜱ ⁻ˢʷᵉᵃʳⁱⁿᵍ ⁻ᶠˡᵘᶠᶠ ⁻ʰᵉʳᵐⁱᵒⁿᵉ ᵍʳᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ ⁻ᵗᵒᵘᵍʰ ᵗᵒᵖⁱᶜˢ ⁻ᵏⁱˢˢⁱⁿᵍ ⁻ˡᵒᵛᵉ ⁻ʲᵉᵃˡᵒᵘˢʸ Requests are opened. i own no characters xx, J.K Rowling has all...
