Hermione Granger Imagines

𝒾 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓈𝒶𝓎...

A/N for this book I will be using prompts :) 

Prompt: Y/n loses a bet to Ron. 

"Alright, Alright, settle down Weasel I am going," I said putting my hands up in defense. 

"Oh I can't wait to see the look on her face when she sees this," Ron laughed.

"We all know she is going to withhold from sex for like a month because of this, this better be worth it ginger or I swear to god your hair won't be the only thing that's red," I said looking at him. 

"Alright. Alright. Calm down, it'll be worth it. Just go."

That is the story of how I lost sex rights for a month, so I climbed the table, I've done shit like this before. I don't know why Hermione puts up with my childish ass but I am not complaining that she does. 

"Everyone, I have an announcement to make!" I screamed earning the attention of everyone in the dining hall, "this one is for you Malfoy, LAST NIGHT I HAD SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, RIGHT? YEAH RIGHT OF COURSE DUH, AND THEN AFTERWARDS SHE PUSHED ME OUT THE WINDOW, IT WAS A COMPLETE ACCIDENT, BUT I JUST STARTED LAUGHING BECAUSE I REALIZED THAT IT WASN'T MY GIRLFRIEND, IT WAS DRACO PUSHING ME OUT OF THE WINDOW BECAUSE I WASN'T HAVING SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND I WAS HAVING A DREAM AND HE GOT TIRED OF HEARING ME," I stepped back down, now of course I know you're asking if this happened. Of course not. 

Ok,Okay maybe it did sue me. 

I took a seat beside Hermione as if nothing happened, "You do realize,"

"Yes, yes I do realize. Ron made sure I realized when he gave me the bet," I said digging at my food. 

"Just making sure you understand," she said going back to her book.

"Loud and clear," I mumbled. 

/// the first one obviously has to be funny, duh!