Hermione Granger Imagines

𝒻𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔.

Prompt: "Normally, I'd have pushed you out the door by now, but you're making a compelling argument with the bribery."

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"So you mean to tell me, this whole time, you've been tricking me to hang out with you so Ronald could copy my homework," Hermione asked, me in disbelief. How she found out I couldn't tell you, but I should've ran when I had the chance. 

"That's not the only reason, Hermione at some point in this relationship you are going to have to get over that we are dating, I don't know how many times I've had to tell you this," I said.

"if you keep yelling at us, I might have to kiss you," Ron said.

"No dimbo," I said smacking his arm, "that's my line! we've went over this Ron," I said, face palming. 

"You three are idiots!" Hermione groaned, in frustration. 

"But you love it, come on you have to admit, but if you let me off the hook I'll kiss you, and um, wear Ron's dress robes right now, I'll put them on."

"Please don't make me get those out again, I looked like my great aunt tessie," he moaned. 

"Normally, I'd have pushed you out the door by now, but you're making a compelling argument with the bribery," she grinned, "but I want Ron to wear the dress robes all week to class, and as for you Y/F/N, no se-"

"No sex for a week, I know."

"Let's make it two weeks," Hermione grinned sitting down next me. 

Two weeks later. 

"Haha! Finally I am off punishment," I screamed.

"On your way to get dirty with your girlfriend?" Ginny laughed. 

"You know it, see ya later Gin, Bad bitch out," I said, walking away from her. I climbed, the never-ending stairs and made my way to the Gryffindor common room, plopping myself beside Hermione. "Whatcha reading love?"

"We aren't having sex," Hermione spoke, not lifting from her book. 

"Why not?" I whined. 

"Two weeks."

"Hermione it's been two weeks."

"Then wait two more." 

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